*I Stand There With A Disappointed Face, I Wipe A Finger Through The Muck. I Trace It Into A Drippy Firelight

Feel free to bring your ankle biter, think of it as a test run for some new paint I'm developing.

@vile-villainess

Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?

Someone made a cheap knockoff of you too.

This is why I wish I could self destruct.

@onlyvika @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved @jinxbutsmol @vile-villainess @rio-specimen @ranofzaun @einthezaunite @minisevika @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

Like it was much of a choice, just let people get bombed? And I heard Jinx say it herself, you made her the way she is.

Some sort of fucking temper you have, maybe it was better that they locked you up.

I decided my will, because I can

Guys

If I die most of my money is going to Cami, Isha and Ekko

Like 75%(Find a way to split it fairly please and thank you)

The other 20% percent gets split between Vi and Jinx(Not Caitlyn, because A. I don't trust her and B. She like rich alr so no)

and the other 5% goes to Sevika

@cami-the-cutesy @zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz

@zaunslefthandwoman @jinxsbabyy @jinxbutsmol

@vile-villainess @bruisedandbeloved

Stank eye

𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬) 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Jinx - @vile-villainess

(The girl I can't ask out without her trying to blow herself up.)

Vi (Violet) - @bruisedandbeloved

(The older sister that I can now actually talk back to.)

Caitlym - @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

(Ex-dictator that i'm 90% sure has some form of autism)

Viktor - @askviktor

(Iron man V.2)

Sevika - @onlyvika

(The only older woman I will actually throw hands with.)

Isha - @jinxbutsmol

(A somewhat tolerable ankle biter.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

(Non-Cannon. Characters)

Seraphine - @minisevika

(Sevika's little brat.)

Winter - @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

(The one sister that reminds Benzo of her mother.)

Noelle - @dreamynoelle

(Sevika's scary wife.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Officially dead

-⧖

I meant the face you're making. 💀💀💀

You only give someone that look when they've fucked up.

When I realized that I had to fight my own battles as you got shoved into a stone box.

𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬) 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Jinx - @vile-villainess

(The girl I can't ask out without her trying to blow herself up.)

Vi (Violet) - @bruisedandbeloved

(The older sister that I can now actually talk back to.)

Caitlym - @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

(Ex-dictator that i'm 90% sure has some form of autism)

Viktor - @askviktor

(Iron man V.2)

Sevika - @onlyvika

(The only older woman I will actually throw hands with.)

Isha - @jinxbutsmol

(A somewhat tolerable ankle biter.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

(Non-Cannon. Characters)

Seraphine - @minisevika

(Sevika's little brat.)

Winter - @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

(The one sister that reminds Benzo of her mother.)

Noelle - @dreamynoelle

(Sevika's scary wife.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Officially dead

-⧖

No, I probably won't for a long time.

Can you tell me why his goof ass did that face??

he hates the enforcer’s lol he told me why he did this

You know he's too much of a toddler not too. Even with his whole. . . Thing... whatever it is.

they hate me for my girlish whimsy and also the killing

Maybe they'll live if they decide to stop mouthing off.

Haha, look what I got my hands on.

Come get your shit boy genius! @timetravelsuckz

Then get her into therapy, she has a hard time saying no to you. We both know she needs professional help...

23 hours sober and I think I realised why the prison guards thought I was a drug addiction because I kept screaming "POWDER. I NEED POWDER!" . Damn, the things sobriety can do am I right?

@vile-villainess @piltover-bulwark @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake