Janna Above, @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake Get Your Wife Before The Alcohol Decides What's A Good Idea

I stand by what I said.

𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬) 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Jinx - @vile-villainess

(The girl I can't ask out without her trying to blow herself up.)

Vi (Violet) - @bruisedandbeloved

(The older sister that I can now actually talk back to.)

Caitlym - @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

(Ex-dictator that i'm 90% sure is autistic.)

Sevika - @onlyvika

(The only older woman I will actually throw hands with.)

Isha - @jinxbutsmol

(A somewhat tolerable ankle biter.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

(Non-Cannon. Characters)

Seraphine - @minisevika

(Sevika's little brat.)

Winter - @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

(The one sister that reminds Benzo of her mother.)

Noelle - @dreamynoelle

(Sevika's scary wife.)

Won't happen in a million years, but never hurts to try. Maybe I am crazy.

everybidy is making fun of mr body.and saying I need a "intervention"

I think he's beautiful 😔

SWEET MOTHER OF JANNA

Yeah, no. Ronnie, get some help. I'm booking you an appointment with one of our therapists...

I have more than enough resources to light a pyre.

It's a witch AND a ginger ⬆️

WE SHOULD BURN HER! 😡 🔥😈

@zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved

I sat around a shop that was growing dust all day, I didn't do half the shit you or Vi did.

yo you want some.mimts i found at sevikas? *They might not not be mints*

”hm… mints! No thank u weird looking person !”

“We need to talk.” Jinx is sitting on his desk as he enters his room in the Firelight base. She’s got one arm around her shins while she inspects a broken piece of a small engine. She looks up. “Relax, jumpy.”

@vile-villainess

I mumbled something incoherent as I rubbed at my temples. Letting out a loud sigh I shut the door behind me, flopping down into the black leather chair that Jinx and Isha always seemed hellbent on decorating.

"This is either going to go impossibly good or horrendously bad."

You got yourself arrested at 15, wasn't present in our lives for seven years and then showed up with an enforcer.

It made Jinx go on a homicidal rampage, I was stuck cleaning up the messes you made and don't even get me started on all the shit that it caused in Zaun.

You basically fucked everybody by showing up with your little fascist girlfriend.

I decided my will, because I can

Guys

If I die most of my money is going to Cami, Isha and Ekko

Like 75%(Find a way to split it fairly please and thank you)

The other 20% percent gets split between Vi and Jinx(Not Caitlyn, because A. I don't trust her and B. She like rich alr so no)

and the other 5% goes to Sevika

@cami-the-cutesy @zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz

@zaunslefthandwoman @jinxsbabyy @jinxbutsmol

@vile-villainess @bruisedandbeloved

One word.

RUN

Wait im Vi but if your Vi and. Sjvnifuvnwopifv noiwfnviwdfnfv0 iuwen0divp2n

what?! I- uh.. hi Vi? Violet? What do you go by? This.. is this the time travel alternate universe shit that Ekko was talking about.

@timetravelsuckz what do I do?!?!

The look on my face says everything.

@bruisedandbeloved help. @vile-villainess and @jinxbutsmol have vandalized my face.

Isha would probably win, but atleast I actually have the ability to admit when I'm defeated.

Vi❤️

Who's stash did you get into.....

ekko my speaker on my hoverboard broke and I can no longer listen to lady gaga :( this is tragic

What..?

They were never meant to play music. . . Let alone Lady Gaga.