Its Unreal How All Of My Favorite Characters Have Exactly The Same Traits And Hobbies And Diagnoses As

in light of whatever the fuck is going on. on this website. recently.

"i can't believe aziraphale had goth david tennant and FUMBLED him" "aziraphale should give me that gay alt demon he doesn't know what to do with all that" you idiots crowley doesn't WANT your reasonable ass. he specifically derives his enrichment from surgically and methodically dissecting the object of his affection in order to figure out how to safely wedge himself in the infinitesimal crevice between its saviour complex on one side and debilitating insecurity on the other side and strategizing how to subtly do that over the course of 6000 years as gingerly as possible or else it will get startled and panic like a horse when it hears a loud sound and start bucking and kicking and trampling over everything they've built and possibly injure itself in the process. crowley is a demon of very specific taste and he wants this or NOTHING and y'all talk big but can't even begin to satisfy this tall order. sit down.

They went so unreasonably hard with this sequence in Mastermind and I still can't get the colors and imagery out of my head

IT'S THE WAY THEIR INTERNAL WORLDS BLEED TOGETHER. the way blitz still looks up at him, still in front of him and bathed in light, but the way they're on equal ground this time; there's no pedestal. the golden chains forcing blitz away from stolas vs them dragging blitz to him in truth seekers. stolas on his knees looking up at blitz (the moon) vs blitz on his knees watching stolas. the way that stolas has the freedom to fly after the moon vs blitz being chained down and unable to reach for him. the golden feathers. insane

Plot twist I made a comic (spoiler alert I used screenshots for the newspaper bc I'm lazy)

Forget Fizz shaking, this would give Stolas a heart attack

I'm just imagining Stolas reading the paper the day after this episode and he's flipping through all the "FIZZAROLLI QUITS" and "FIZZMODEUS CONFIRMED" pages and then he sees these pictures or something and chokes on his cereal

Y'all understood the assignment 😭😭😭

does anyone else think about how in Oops, stolas never finds out that Blitzø was kidnapped with Fizz? I know obviously Crimson had no reason to show Blitzø in the ransom video, but I cannot stop imagining how this scene would have gone if Stolas had seen Blitzø tied up and gagged too

prev is so right that "real fast" somehow changed Blitzø's brain chemistry. what the fuck kinda wet cat rizz did Stolas pull out that night and why the hell did it work

i was rewatching helluva boss and... is he wearing stolas's robe? IS THAT STOLAS'S ROBE FGHJKJHGFGHNJ WHAT

Gonna do 6:02 (idk why I replied originally)

Mastermind Timestamp Game~

Just copying what @warblogs17282 did for Ghostfuckers, and doing one for Mastermind since we're 10 days away from the episode release! How exciting! 😁

Claiming 13:26, it seems random enough, and I'm praying it isn't angsty. Please~

Just reply/reblog with your time, and when the episode releases, reblog with a screenshot.

does anyone else think about how in Oops, stolas never finds out that Blitzø was kidnapped with Fizz? I know obviously Crimson had no reason to show Blitzø in the ransom video, but I cannot stop imagining how this scene would have gone if Stolas had seen Blitzø tied up and gagged too

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

how am I supposed to read regency Stolitz fanfic now

My husband (ao3) is barely home these days (it's down almost every day) I think he's having an affair with the neighbour's wife (error 503)