This Song Is My New Personality, I Literally Cannot Stop Singing It

Silly me, joining the Milkman fangirlies 🤪

Tbh, he is kinda fine

Alucard, looking at his victim: Spineless bitch.

Anderson: OF COURSE HE IS, WHEN YOU RIPPED IT OUT YOU BLOODY HEATHEN!

I'm Jim. For proof, I have the fact that I was literally writing out a scene on my phone while we were moving. Like all our stuff was being carried and loaded onto a lorry and I was leaving my childhood home, and all the while you could catch me punching a silly little fanfiction scene on my ringer

Writers as The Office characters

Which one are you? Share it in the comments and tag your writer friends to do the same!

Michael

needs constant support and approval from friends, family, and writing mentors

has 389745 projects on the go

dilly-dallies whenever they should be writing

they know their ideas would be made into big Hollywood productions

legend is they will never actually finish a draft

Dwight

action packed stories with steamy scenes

rigorously plans out their novel before writing

then writes the story in less than a month as if writing is hard?

will consider every piece of feedback too seriously until they give themselves impostor syndrome

is dying to attend a writers conference to dress up

unapologetically adores writing and talks about it all the time

Jim

writes during work

writes whenever they should be doing something else

acts out character’s facial expressions as they write

uses writing as therapy because therapy is expensive

discovery writer who ends up having the most profound story messages

unreciprocated love trope

Pam

cries at their own writing

is super terrified of sharing anything they wrote with someone else

writes profound stories

artistic writing style

can’t handle feedback

childhood friends to lovers trope

Angela

has a cat writing partner

takes their writing very seriously, despite having a full-time job

writes dark fiction

plot twists even they didn’t expect

the secret and forbidden romance trope

Kelly

writes romance novels with strong female characters

loves purple prose

their writing is always a page-turner

uses writing as an outlet for their own frustrations

will put people they dislike into their novels just to kill them off

is about to build their self-published empire

Stanley

rolls their eyes at every other book they read and doesn’t make it past the first three pages

doesn’t have a routine but still stays on top of their word count

will never force themselves to write when they don’t feel like it

calls other writers out on their problematic bullsh*t

the underdog trope is their favorite

Ryan

literally can’t wait to get published

has grand ideas for novels, and sees exactly how they could be made into movies

but sitting down and writing them is a whole other thing

loves to take inspiration from real life conversations

always has a notebook with them to note down any more grand ideas that pop up

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My cat

Writing on a Saturday evening when I don't have any homework and my brain has so much inspiration, my hands can't keep up

Tea that is just right

Coming home after college and chilling with a box of milkshake and a good anime

The feeling of calmness that hits me randomly while doing the most mundane tasks

Presenting 'Cheating Death' with Hansol Vernon Chwe

I've been wracking my brain trying to assign an entity to this

How I look every time I add a semicolon to a sentence:

Just found out Alucard from Hellsing has the same dub va as Kirei Kotomine from the Fate series.

ALUCARD SHARES A VA WITH A (probably Catholic) PRIEST

this is fuggler#1 the fuggler. he is a fuggler

WHAT IS A FUGGLER

How to get this song out of my head?

Finish? Girl, I need to start my book 😓