Smth Smth Hammer And Nail Smth Smth

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

LMAO no my mind is not that good at making connections. Thank you for assuming that it is tho

at some point Theseus’ ship had to get a mastectomy

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

/good luck have fun faggot

/hj is the funniest earnest tonetag in the world even without the handjob joke because it's ostensibly meant to clarify tone for autistic people, but the tone it's clarifying is "unreadable level of ambiguous seriousness that requires social context beyond what text can convey /glhffgt"

literally me

hi it’s me I’m making a tamagotchi filled with meat

I actually meant like, a mast. mast-ectomy, cause every part of the ship gets removed at some point. maybe if it was a ship with one of those women sculptures at the front?

at some point Theseus’ ship had to get a mastectomy

@evilwizard

You have to put some humor and silliness into your setting like yes an evil wizard whose name is evil wizard is trying to revive mothman, of course she is. Of course you can use sourdough starter as a weapon and feed it apples and yes clown is a species you can play as

HAPPY PI DAY!

frustratingly clever

"Average person discovers infinitely many infinities per year" factoid is actually just a statistical error. The average person discovers 0 infinities per year. Cantor Georg, who introduced the diagonal argument and discovered infinitely many infinities in 1891 alone, is an outlier and cannot be counted.

#ducks

Hanne Zaruma