Only Magnus Archives Au I Care About Is Jon And Melanie In A Universe With No Paranormal In It Running

don't you ever think how a computer eating a man is a metaphor of social media consuming our lives...

reblog if you want a photographer to capture you diversing all over the place

alice sticking cheetos into the disk drive on her computer in case colin gets hungry

I feel like this description applies to everyone listening to tmagp

mad scientist but not as in the dramatic villain who makes fuckass machines and laughs like muahahaha. mad scientist as in a pale shaking husk of a human shriveled in the corner surrounded by notes that look like the ramblings of a madman. mad scientist as in someone who will not stop until they’ve proven their theories correct even if it kills them. mad scientist as in someone who has stared into the eye of the cosmos and will not rest until they understand it despite the fact that it is consuming them whole. do you understand

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He wanted to ask me some questions. I agreed. [Why?] Even a monster gets lonely.

would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

something i did a few months ago..🚪

'oh poor sam' WHY THE FUCK did he RUN AWAY. oh they looked upset, yeah, so YOU JUST RAN. he was a child, yeah I know, but when you're in a big creepy building you try to NOT GET LOST. no wonder he didn't get in, cause who does something like that. who tf does that. self preservation instinct? nahh, the nurses looked disappointed. why sam why😭😭

Colin’s fate isn’t scary to me because I don’t understand computers I remain blissfully ignorant of the horrors I’ll turn anything analog watch me