God. DAMMIT.

We need to make this true. We need to. WE MUST.

Wish there was a spm zine rn…that comes with like cool keychain and sticker and full of nice art from nice people…sob sob

It's been a while since I made any new art. I don't have any Super Mario to show but I do have Prototype and Scag from Regretevator!

"You—Captain 'Arrgh'—and robot Pipe Cleaner." ☕

Johnny x Yaridovich/Speardovich (SpearFin) SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU…

Who’s the cuddler?

Johnny

Who makes the bed?

Yaridovich

Who wakes up first?

This can be debatable. Pirates get up pretty early most of the time, but if Smithy told Yaridovich to get up at the butt crack of dawn, he would.

Who has the weird taste in music?

Johnny and his sea shanties for sure!

Who is more protective?

They both can be, but Johnny I think is more fearless about it. His pugnacious attitude and loyalty speak a lot for his character. Yaridovich is all about kissing Smithy's ass, so I feel he'd be weaker in this department.

Who sings in the shower?

Johnny because I'm pretty sure Yaridovich would short himself out if he was in the water for too long (jk I know he knows waterspout in game but fuck you, that's funny.)

Who cries during movies?

I don't feel like either of them do.

Who spends the most while out shopping?

They both steal. What is this question going on about? Do you think they BUY THINGS?

Who kisses more roughly?

They both have dominance struggles. It's really hard to tell.

Who is more dominant?

This kind of goes with the above, since I feel their rivalry bleeds over into other parts of their relationship. They are always trying to one up each other out of petty spite. They tease each other (romantically and otherwise) and whoever comes out more submissive gets mad and decides to show the other what for and try to force them into submission but they both end up finding out each other's weaknesses and taking full advantage of each other. Past a certain point, I don't think they even truly care. They are both assholes just trying to get a rise out of each other and have too much testosterone that they both don't know what to do with. I feel they're kind of even in this regard. @blueblirdcoffee and I have quite an extensive list of headcanons about these two!

My rating of the ship from 1-10.

It's a 10 for me. Above person made me really love and appreciate SpearFin and I have so much fun with I rp it in dms with them. I only ship two things here currently and my god do I love both ships I'm a part of!

hahaha, invisible on discord... Nobody knows I'm listening to Banana Man

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

I realize, I never properly introduced myself and linked a nice caard like my buddy did, why? Because am honestly quite set with my lil circle and love them dearly <3 But know that I'm also nonbinary, heck, I use they/them, it/its and plant based neos, fuck it we balll

Also I don't personally like those 'reblog if' because I overthink and just go 'what if they know I saw it... And didn't rb because I automatically AM... wait' Friendly reminder that I suck at tumblr but I love you all whatever's going on because I too have shit going on

No but wouldn't it be cool to roleplay a fucked up magician and su—

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

we're GREAT AT CRIME!!!