Welcome to the darkness. by Uroad7
Doodling some boys.
I ship them.
@blueblirdcoffee
Quick ass lore like that, 1st pic is Dimentio with his pet hogarithm because its my hc and I choose the autism,
2nd pic is bitch maskless, he would not be this cunning looking tho, realistically he will be emotionless, sassless, a husk, anyways good night y'all I love you andro mwah Hi oct
wtf am I on
help
shnxncn
Heyyyyy I can't fucking get anything to work <3
lmao
rebagling because omfg I forgot my meds, today will be wild ugly crying rn
Now that's the update news I'm HERE for
UPDATE ON MY SISTER BEING AN EXOR SIMP.
She still loves Exor omg, but she's made it to Barrel Volcano and she absolutely loves Johnny and fucking, she hates Yaridovich only because of his name in the remake bc I corrected her when she was reading the dialogue lmao. Also lmao she tried the Culex battle (first fight) and kicked his ass without lazy shell or anything like that, she looked at me and went "That's the mf you write your story around?"
The way I spit out my fucking drink when she said that bro I literally felt so fucking insulted lmao. She has no idea about his second fight though, I'm gonna let her figure that shit out on her own LMAO.
She still simps for Exor, she really likes Johnny, hates the name "Speardovich" and her favorite party member is Mallow (based tbh.) Also she thinks Geno is lame which oh god I hope she never gets into the fandom, she will be crucified for that one lmao.
I will update y'all once she gets done with the game hehe and as my sister requested, she wanted me to use this image on the post also she says hi to y'all.
"You—Captain 'Arrgh'—and robot Pipe Cleaner." ☕
Johnny x Yaridovich/Speardovich (SpearFin) SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU…
Who’s the cuddler?
Johnny
Who makes the bed?
Yaridovich
Who wakes up first?
This can be debatable. Pirates get up pretty early most of the time, but if Smithy told Yaridovich to get up at the butt crack of dawn, he would.
Who has the weird taste in music?
Johnny and his sea shanties for sure!
Who is more protective?
They both can be, but Johnny I think is more fearless about it. His pugnacious attitude and loyalty speak a lot for his character. Yaridovich is all about kissing Smithy's ass, so I feel he'd be weaker in this department.
Who sings in the shower?
Johnny because I'm pretty sure Yaridovich would short himself out if he was in the water for too long (jk I know he knows waterspout in game but fuck you, that's funny.)
Who cries during movies?
I don't feel like either of them do.
Who spends the most while out shopping?
They both steal. What is this question going on about? Do you think they BUY THINGS?
Who kisses more roughly?
They both have dominance struggles. It's really hard to tell.
Who is more dominant?
This kind of goes with the above, since I feel their rivalry bleeds over into other parts of their relationship. They are always trying to one up each other out of petty spite. They tease each other (romantically and otherwise) and whoever comes out more submissive gets mad and decides to show the other what for and try to force them into submission but they both end up finding out each other's weaknesses and taking full advantage of each other. Past a certain point, I don't think they even truly care. They are both assholes just trying to get a rise out of each other and have too much testosterone that they both don't know what to do with. I feel they're kind of even in this regard. @blueblirdcoffee and I have quite an extensive list of headcanons about these two!
My rating of the ship from 1-10.
It's a 10 for me. Above person made me really love and appreciate SpearFin and I have so much fun with I rp it in dms with them. I only ship two things here currently and my god do I love both ships I'm a part of!
Redesign my old character from forcus town.
Dimentio, the humble servant of Count Bleck and the guy that the fandom goes crazy over
which is deserved because he's a sly mf that upright expresses his murderous intent in riddles and rhymes. Such a jolly fellow!
They/Them. Professional autism haver. 19 years of experience. (The 'tism is strong in this one) Check out my art account at @petit-monsieur-pain! I am much more active on discord so cries. ALSO HI I LIKE WOOD AND JESTER
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