Oh And I Eavesdropped On Some Medical Gossip Today. Apparently The Workers At Clinic N6 Got A 115k Bonus

just watched the reign storm eps of danny phantom and Sam said something like "You did it. You saved the town." and i got intense gravity falls flashbacks

i just downloaded like 3gb of a show from a google docs link i found on reddit lmao

took me like 30 minutes to figure out how to actually open the episodes after downloading them but it works :D

wtf is the point of telling me i can choose something but when i do you say my choice sucks and tell me to choose something else >:(

just read an absolute masterpiece AND the work has 2 more parts aswell as 5 more inspired by it oh i am LIVING

finished this thing finally it was annoying

random ass items like that bread did NOT last, pretty sure the chess club always ate it so it was replaced with a new loaf every time i came? The eggs kept moving, at some point they disappeared. The wooden shoes thingies were a pain and i also drew one of them with the lights off cuz the other clubmates were doing something with a projector so then they turned the lights on and i got jumpscared lmao. Oh and the wheat and the metal curvy knife thing also moved a lot. Now that i look back on it tho the knife thing was like extremely rusty i prolly should've made it brown instead of vaguely blue. I like how the metal cup turned out tho! Kinda made me realise i should use more water cuz what the hell. Bread looks kinda moldy but it prolly was irl so that's accurate. It was actually way greener before i slightly changed the colours last minute.

I did NOT like painting the eggs. The colours were so off and the shadows were so weird and the shape was a pain but it turned out okay i think.

Ugh i need gouache paintbrushes. Like at home i only have watercolor ones and it's a pain using gouache with those. At the club obvi there are all the brushes you need tho lol

My volume button on my phone is broken. It's annoying.

Metal cup's my fav part here. White cloth least fav.

Also the photo's kinda shitty it's all a bit blurred oof.

that moment when you're just watching a cartoon ignoring your responsibilities when your classmate sends a video of a hanged teenager and a photo of the murderer with the words "let's beat the shit out of him" wtf? and then another classmate pops up saying that three of her friends got arrested for beating him up?

ooh been a few hours and now there's another video of a different hanging person

CAT

This shit lowkey focuses on everything but the damn cat it annoys me but whatevs. Also was taking this pic at home so I actually got an okay angle ahah

Anyway turns out I was also supposed to name this and like what??? Wtf do i call this thing??? Like it's just a cat sleeping on a keyboard 😞 I panicked and just wrote "Modern cats" on the back '-' it's shit i kinda hate that but like i had no other ides lol. Actually there was one, "The modernisation of cats" but i have no idea what the word modernisation means, i just liked how it sounds so i decided not to use it.

Anyway about the paining process, idk i just watched julian & friends and lethal company letsplays. When I was done with the pencil stuff i was thinking abt colouring it with watercolours but the details were kinda intimidating so i went with gouache but I had like no gouache left and i didnt feel like buying more so i found a pack of like ... at least 9 years old gouache cans and that paint was *SOLID* so I poured boiling water in it but that did literally nothing so i just gave up but turns out im just an impatient fuck cuz it was perfect the next day lol. Like it was better than my newest gouache pack.

Also I was drawing the lighting in here at random cuz i confused myself with the 'out of frame lamp light' and the laptop light so now it just looks weird but oh well. Lowkey hate how the cat and the background look like they were drawn in like ... different styles???? Like the cat was me putting random dots while everything else is me putting random lines but uh that one's not too bad i hope. Also made the outside in the window too light. Ooh speaking of the outside tho there were supposed to be tree branches in like .. the foreground??? of the window?? but by the time i was done with the windows i didn't feel like drawing them

Aaa and the earphones' wire is supposed to be chewed through but it kinda just looks like I accidentally painted over it with yellow??? I should've made the gap bigger lol.

But great now because of that window i wanna draw a night sky in a city which would make no sense i guess cuz in a city there are no fucking stars at all??? Like I know about light pollution and all, but I SWEAR there used to be at least some occasional stars?? Now I'm lucky if I see one. One time we went on a car trip at night, which we don't usually do, and the AMOUNT OF FUCKING STARS OUTSIDE THE CITY???? LIKE OH MY GOD????? THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. I really need to get out at some point just to stare at the sky ahah. Lowkey wanted to bleed out somewhere in a field lookign at the stars on that car trip. But like frfr I've painted stars a lot but it's like never enough. That reminds me of a thing i drew some months ago tho i might post it maybe? I'm just using this app to rant abt random shit and post the stuff i draw cuz it feels lowkey embarrassing to post it on my instagram ahah. Like ppl who actually know me would see that. That's just terrifying.

Also I'm not sure if you're supposed to lay gouache on that thick? It kinda feels like my art club teacher is avoiding me cuz like man always goes around giving pro tips and advice but never to me 😞 im lowkey unapproachable tho cuz for some reason when i was 12 i decided to just Not Socialise™ and people remember me like that so maybe it's that lol. I was lowkey dying on the inside when he was giving another student advice and it was basically "Do NOT do *everything I just did* EVER." like damn okay man

Anyway rant over, thank you for maybe reading. Jonathan out.

got hit by a volleyball twice at pe today, once in the face and once in the stomach, and between those times it whizzed right by my head at full speed it literally touched my hair. and then my friend got hit in the nose too. our classmate accidentally hit it right in her face D':

just remembered the one time a few years ago i rode a bike off a hill, flew a few feet into the air on said bike, fell and hit my head on the ground, then slept through the next two days

here's some photos of a potato being eaten that i took during those two days

just tried pizza with pineapple for the first time and it was ok? yall are dramatic asf