Yea I'm Not Risking Shiiiiit.

PREACHHHHHHHHHHH

Soooooooooo how's your Paul Wesley Obsession doing

TOTALLY UNHEALTHY.

BUT DO I CARE?

NO.

Tell Her/Him/They I said hi.

im abt to babysit an 8 yr old HELP ME.

I'D BE SUPRISED IF HE DIDN'T.

But this has been on my mind and needs to get out like imagine Silas never really being able to read your mind and all of a sudden he can and when he does it's a Rick roll.

LIKE 💀💀

LMFAO NOOO 😭😭 AND SILAS IS LIKE

“WHAT THE FUCK. I— MAKE IT STOP!”

and all he hears for the next few days are

never gonna give you up. never gonna let you dooown. never gonna run around and desert youuuu

omg thats hilarious

Bruh this is so angsty and its morning.

The Last Time [Sirius Black]

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pairing - sirius black x fem!reader

type - angst, fluff

note - this is really messy but i just need to air out some feelings haha. sorry to do this with sirius, but i have another fic coming soon that has a happy ending :)

summary - you and sirius have been going round and round for three years, and you’ve both decided it’s time to end it

warnings / includes - language, mentions of cheating, crying, fighting

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*gif isn’t mine*

You didn’t know what you wanted. You knew you deserved better, but you loved him. You knew that he deserved better, but letting him go was the most painful task, you didn’t even want to try it again. You just knew how it would end. You two would be alone for a few weeks, the loneliness seeping into your hearts, convincing you two you could try again. Convincing you two that you both could spare another chance at this. But now, you were sure that if you ended it tonight, there wouldn’t be another chance. It would have to be the last time. 

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I love this.

I want to write a darkling x reader political marriage/betrothed one shot or series with FLUFF but I don’t know anyone likes that trope 💀

Y’all I wrote it 🧍‍♂️

AYO IMA RAID AREA 51 WAY EASIER AS A GHOST!

your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

AYO IMA RAID AREA 51 WAY EASIER AS A GHOST!

your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

This is probably one of the most saddest things I've ever seen. I believe the term is called friends.

“i wish i could go on platonic dates with people”

YOUR THE T-THE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH