VANESSAAAAAAAAA SHE'S REAL 😭😭😭😭

Oh how I’ve missed you, Mr. Afton

Cigarette break

every time i see this i start laughing my ass off

Bonnie’s Room

(ignore that i fully missed the ask button on the first attempt in my eagerness and accidentally unfollowed and refollowed)

Love your WilliamWasFramed!AU! It's such a fun and unique take on all the characters!

I'm curious about a few things 👀 How did "Eggs" and Springtrap bumping into each other at Fazbear's Frights that first time go? What's Phone Dude's thoughts on Springtrap and also the nightguard he chats on the phone with who's toootally not the same person? And if someone were to, say, write a fanfic of your AU, what'd be your ao3 username so the work can be properly gifted over there-

First Impressions Are Tough

Will eventually managed to convince the night-guard to let him into the office, but it took some time to get through to him—something about ‘Eggs’ having a nasty run-in with a “friendly-sounding” animatronic in the past.

(Also, my AO3 is metamatronic as well! If anyone were to write me anything I would cry fr /pos)

UH OH!

Roxanne doesn't like tea

Me after missing the entire enemy team with the fist of khonshu

“I am what God made me.”

I think Pope Leo XIV should establish dominance by inviting JD Vance to the Vatican and killing him