What Vanessa Was Actually Thinking During This FNAF Scene

This is your protagonist, everyone. This is the man sap that we’re supposed to cheer for.

I hope no one takes any pope posting I may do as me supporting this guy or the catholic church. I think american pope is a rancid idea. but chicago pope is also the funniest thing I've ever heard

walking my turtle

imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

Expectations.

Something I love about conclave is the fact that Lawrence is one Tedesco outburst away from killing himself but he’s too English to admit it

Someone please get that man a holiday away from the Vatican and a vodka cola.

I miss you Freddy Fabbear

"I'm Going to Loose My job Superstar!"

Well..That was a unforeseen turn of events.

me when crying gregory…..heh…

I think I just gave myself carpal tunnel playing piano tiles