Me Before Making An Impulsive Decision I’ll Ultimately Regret Later:

sometime… u jus got 2 eat white rice. plain white rice. untouched. by itself. with your hands

Friend: hey,how many straight ships do you have ?

Me : me,oh i have loads.

Friend : name them then.

Me : * sweats nervously * well there's ..um..no it's..wait I've got this , don't rush me.

Friend: you don't have any do you.

Me : No.

new meme idea

photoshopping the nintendo logo onto things that nintendo clearly did not make. for example:

when the solution to a problem is to call someone

If you could get any one cosmetic surgery professionally done and free of charge, what would you get?

When ur bra & panties match & you stand in front of the mirror like damnnn baby girl who da fuck is yooouuu lol