Robert Chase Lore Is Like "my Father Left Me, I Had To Take Care Of My Abusive Alcoholic Mother And Baby

An hour of enrichment a day keeps your pet house tamed for a while

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every time I see a wacky bright colour tie I think of him

that oh so cute stand he does with his hands on his hips

every time I think of a porno I think of feral pleasures

monster trucks.

ugly left handed handwriting

those dimples

when I listen to dancing queen by abba I think of him yeah I think im done

books recs for if you’re very specifically into women turning into & being very fucked-up little creatures at the expense of those around them

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Estrogen wouldn't fix Robert Chase but it would've calmed her down, in the same way a chew toy soothes the aching gums of a teething puppy.

IM ON MY KNEES IM SHAKING IM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH GOD IS GOOD

posted this to ig and yt but forgot tumblr so here it is late! i too am in this description!!!!

the beautiful bride and her ugly ass groom

married!Hilson where House is desperately trying to convince Wilson to get divorced for three reasons:

the joy of fucking with people

the breakup sex

the second round of wedding gifts when they inevitably get remarried again

Wilson is like, "No absolutely not, why would I want—" and then House reminds him that it's a rare opportunity to see him properly dressed up in a suit and tie at their second wedding and then Wilson is immediately calling his divorce lawyer

silly desertduo core song