Wounded Men Were Roe’s Stock-in-trade. And He’d Seen More Death Than Anyone Else In The Unit. To

What Your Favorite Band of Brothers character says about you (revamped and based on personal experiences)

Winters- You’re either a pretty level headed person or your life is in complete shambles and you find comfort in characters that know how to handle stress.

Nixon- You love a good self destructive character and more than likely see yourself in them. Also, how is your undiagnosed mental illness treating u lately?

Lipton- You just want to be held and cared for so bad it’s not even funny anymore.

Speirs- You most DEFINITELY read wattpad stories as a kid. The mafia kind. You’re also unnecessarily horny on the internet and probably say he’s “Lana-coded.”

Roe- You love a good tragic and tortured character, I’ll give you that. You also listen to boygenius and love religious imagery.

Babe- I’m gonna take a wild guess and say you’re on some type of lgbt or autism spectrum.

Liebgott- You have a really weird self-confidence complex and read a LOT of enemies to lovers. I’m lowkey scared of you even though you’ve probably never hit anyone in your life.

Webster- You’re an artist at heart and view the world in a way that might set you apart from your peers. You can never and will never tell if that’s a good or a bad thing. Also you call grown men “babygirl.”

Guarnere- You have TERRIBLE taste in men and can never tell the difference between being mean or flirting.

Toye- Ditto ^ but also may I add you probably have a thing for people in uniform.

Buck- You are a very simple person. You like everything to just be kind of normal and calm all of the time. Sometimes you dip your toes in the water, but it’s more of a once a year kind of thing. Your favorite superhero as a kid was Captain America.

Luz- You are just cool. Very Ferris Beuller, Bill and Ted, Matthew Lillard kind of cool. You’re also probably transmasc or into guys to some degree.

Shifty- You’re either one of those “omg smol bean” people or you just love a good ray of sunshine kind of character. Your favorite pony as a kid was probably Fluttershy.

Malarkey- I’m so deeply upset just looking into your eyes dawg you need to take a nap and book a therapy session. Not a single one of you guys is completely and totally stable.

Renee- You so desperately wanted this show to pass the bechdel test and wished more women were included in the production. You’re also into women.

Perconte- You’re either really cool or you’re really annoying. No inbetween.

Bull- You really liked the SNL “Big Boy” skit with SZA

Muck- You want to be the funny friend so bad and you’re still not sure if you’ve earned that title yet. Mad respect though bc I know ur ass has seen supernatural in full. More than once.

Welsh, Penkala, Spina, Talbert, Grant, Martin, Penkala, Hoobler, Skinny- Either you’re lying to be different or you genuinely love a good underrated background character.

Blithe- Mm you’re lying lol

Sobel- Hey, girl! What the fuck!

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Charles | Fight aids cup 2024.

DO NOT REPOST ANYWHERE THANK YOU.

I’m going to print this out and hang it on my wall

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Also 16 years ago yesterday Supernatural completely changed the game. Fandom was never the same. So cheers to Castiel and Misha Collins I guess 😭🫡

Thanks you for tagging!

LAST SONG: Ribs by Lorde (11/10 song)

CURRENTLY WATCHING: nothing new rn, too busy :(

THREE SHIPS: Baberoe and Webgott ofc, and deckerstar my beloveds

FAVORITE COLOR: purple!

CURRENTLY READING: Inaugural Ballers: The True Story of the First US Women’s Olympic Basketball Team, cause I’m a sucker for a good sports story

CURRENTLY CONSUMING: uh I just had some toast lol

FIRST SHIP: oh kataang for sure, I was obsessed

PLACE OF BIRTH: Western New York, USA (emphasis for not the city but I do go there a lot!)

CURRENT LOCATION: home

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: lonely lmao

LAST MOVIE: 42, about Jackie Robinson, I miss Chadwick Boseman :(

CURRENTLY WORKING ON: Bled Your Whole Soul, even though I haven’t updated it in ages 🫠

TAGGING: @springwolves @b00ks1ut

TAG GAME!

Thank you so much for the tag, @panzershrike-pretz!!

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LAST SONG:

Rollin' Over by Skinny Lister

CURRENTLY WATCHING:

Doing a rewatch of M*A*S*H right now because my sister's never seen it.

THREE SHIPS:

Not really super into them, but everything to do with Webgott has me laughing my ass off

FAVORITE COLOR(S):

Orange

CURRENTLY READING:

Still reading the Filthy Thirteen by Jake McNiece. Not much time to read, so it's slow going.

CURRENTLY CONSUMING:

Sparkling water, specifically Topo Chico. Wishing we got Spa and Ferrarelle here...

FIRST SHIP:

Webgott I guess. For the memes.

PLACE OF BIRTH:

usa. not my choice unfortunately, but i guess it could be worse...

CURRENT LOCATION:

usa

RELATIONSHIP STATUS:

with what

LAST MOVIE:

Last Goal Wins. Before that it was showing my sister the Dirty Dozen.

CURRENTLY WORKING ON:

The first fanfic I've ever done as a gift for my sister (Liebgott x FemaleOC). And always trying to think of gifs to make. Always taking requests/suggestions.

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Tags (no pressure): @1waveshortofashipwreck, @executethyself35, @themysciraprincess, @softspeirs, @stfrancisprayer

but who cares? it's just us

please please PLEASE reblog this if you care

me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:

like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together

Post-movie, some of the Riddler’s followers decide they gotta tie up his one loose thread and take out Bruce Wayne live on stream. They are thwarted because:

Bruce Wayne never leaves his house

The Wayne residence is no longer accepting physical mail

One time they caught him, and a swarm of bats and smoke obscured the camera, and then he was gone, presumably rescued by the Batman live on camera. 

Similarly, one time they were staking out Wayne Tower to watch for when he leaves again, and they made direct eye contact with Batman. Who then smacked them around, tied them up, and left. The police show up in half an hour.

One of them climbed in through the window and was promptly shot by the butler. In the background, you hear him and Bruce Wayne arguing about it and the butler assuring him he only used rubber bullets and Wayne will never find all of his guns. 

They successfully kidnap him. He looks sad and bored the whole time. They try to torment him for the viewing audience, but he just mumbles, “You guys are so embarrassing,” and slips out of his bindings as if they were loose all along.

They are so embarrassing. 

The next time, Bruce Wayne tells them to just go home. Their numbers are dwindling. Bruce is wearing a ratty tee-shirt and boxer shorts and is entirely unarmed. They go home.