Grian: Hey Can I-

Legend: THE POWER OF THE CARROT COMPELS YOU!

Warriors: I am now suddenly very worried for my life...

Four: Great- how am I going to take care of your sword now?!

Linked universe but instead of the Tempered Sword Legend fights with an orange foam Nerf sword

Oop, lol I know I JUST updated this like earlier today, but I was tryin to get my Tumblr up to-date, so might as well do that again!

Chapter 7 is out! WARNING: DEATH, GORE AND SUCIDE! - Stay safe everyone!

Chapters: 4/10 Fandom: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Dark Link (Linked Universe) & Everyone Characters: Time (Linked Universe), Four (Linked Universe), Legend (Linked Universe), Wild (Linked Universe), Twilight (Linked Universe), Warriors (Linked Universe), Dark Link (Linked Universe), Sky (Linked Universe), Malon (Legend of Zelda), Wind (Linked Universe) Additional Tags: Manipulation, Emotional Manipulation, Mind Manipulation, Betrayal, Everyone Needs A Hug, Four (Linked Universe)-centric, Dark link (linked universe)-centric Summary:

Dark Link (Dink as those pesky heroes called him) was finally ready. His great plan was finally in action. And it will never stop. He had all the time he could possibly need.

OR 8 times a hero betrayed the chain and 1 time the hero betrayed Dink. | | | | STRANGE UPDATE SCHEDULE

Ayyy, I know. Late and all. I just joined though!! But here, have some Red holding an ace flag because why not.

Aloy *solely trying to piss off whichever enemy she’s facing off against now*: You still use bows? I just throw arrows really fast.

*Starting throwing arrows with pinpoint accuracy.*

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Bow/Glimmer (She-Ra), Adora/Catra (She-Ra), Minor or Background Relationship(s), Entrapta/Hordak (She-Ra), Perfuma/Scorpia (She-Ra), Mermista/Sea Hawk (She-Ra), Adora & Bow & Catra & Glimmer (She-Ra), Adora & Bow & Catra (She-Ra), Adora & Bow & Entrapta (She-Ra), Adora & Bow & Entrapta & Catra (She-Ra), Kyle/Lonnie/Rogelio (She-Ra) Characters: Glimmer (She-Ra), Horde Prime (She-Ra), Hordak (She-Ra), Bow (She-Ra), Shadow Weaver | Light Spinner (She-Ra), Scorpia (She-Ra), Sea Hawk (She-Ra), Mermista (She-Ra), Perfuma (She-Ra), Catra (She-Ra), Adora (She-Ra), Entrapta (She-Ra), Angella (She-Ra), Emily (She-Ra), Micah (She-Ra) Additional Tags: Beast Island (She-Ra), Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Glimmer has trauma, Glimmer Needs a Hug (She-Ra), Feral Glimmer, Sea Hawk by beloved child, Best Friend Squad (She-Ra), Horde Prime Being a Jerk (She-Ra), Alternate Universe - Hordak won, Everyone need therapy, Everyone Needs A Hug, Everyone Has Issues, most people are gay, Everyone is Dead, Or at least a good 60 percent is., Glimmer-centric (She-Ra), Bow/Glimmer-centric (She-Ra), Bisexual Glimmer (She-Ra), Bisexual Bow (She-Ra) Summary:

The death of Queen Angelia and the disappearance of Princess Glimmer has the rebellion in shambles. But one thing was well known.

Hordak won.

But secrets can fester and burn if you attempt to hide them. Eventually they will escape. Darkness is growing, and the planet is becoming unstable. Now its up to a Force Captain, her girlfriend, their best friend, and a ragtag group to band together alongside an enemy to fight back. (And along the chances of coincidences can give them a fight they won’t forget.)

Wild: I want a fire rod. Four: You're going to start a forest fire aren't you? Wild: nnnoo, what makes you say that?

Warriors: I'm sorry, your prepeeling your fruit??? who does that even??

Legend: oh you haven't yet? Oh Ravio and I have already prepeeled our fruit.

Ravio offscreen: I prepeeled them last year!

Legend nodding: I actually just prepeeled our grapes.

Warriors blinking slowly: I'm sorry, you prepeel grapes?!

Legedn and Ravio: You don't?!

Four: Now thats unpeelable.

Reddons: Hi, welcome to Applebees, would you like apples of bees?

Spoke: B-bees..?

Reddons: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES.

Spoke: Wha-

Ashwag: *walks in with a jar of bees*

Spoke: WAIT-

Bonus:

Branzy: Hi, welcome to Clown’s circus. Would you like the stabbing part or the scamming part?

Literally anyone: What..?

Branzy: CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve chosen BOTH!!

Clownpierce: *breaks the wall with his sword drawn*

Now this. This is amazing! I love the change with Time’s role. And the expressions?! Amazing!!

Meme based on this post from @traveleroffarawayplaces but I changed up Time's role a bit lol

When life gives you lemons...

The Fsa/Fs version:

Green: Take them and make lemonade!!

Red: Make lemon cake!

Blue: Shoot the juice into the eyes of your enemies to blind them.

(Or alt;

Blue: You have f#cking lemons, man! What the hell is wrong with all of you?! )

Vio: Eat them. *Starts eating the lemons whole, like an apple*

Erune: Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back!

Ganon: Throw them like rocks!

Zelda: make lemon tea!

Shadow: Make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it

Vaati: use those lemons to make sacrifices as the world watches in fear.

Tingle: Sell those lemons!