*Wild later*: And thats how Warriors tragically lost his life. He will be missed.
Warriors: I’m not dead quit it!
*Wind sadly*: sometimes I still hear his voice
Or an Alternative end:
*Warriors being attacked* *scratch tape*
Warriors: Yeah that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here. Well…
Wind, running into camp: gUYS!!
*Holds up a cucco with pink feathers wearing a blue cap* Legend's been turned into a cucco!!!
Cucco!Legend: *grumpy birb noises*
Everyone except Sky: *horrified gasps*
Four: How the fuck?
Warriors: Don't you mean "How the Cluck?"
Everyone: ...
Warriors: *attacked by Cucco!Legend*
Tis has been a while huh?
Let me tell ya- I've been very active on AO3 recently! So, (once AO3 gets back on) definitely go check out my stuff there if you want to read my fics/incorrect quotes!
(Yes- I have an incorrect quotes fic there. lol)
But dw- I haven't forgetten tumblr- I'm also currently doing a lot to try and (kinda?) fix my links and stuff in my navigation center. So yeah!
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Nintendo stuff:
The Legend of Zelda villains talking about heros.
The Four Swords colors are arguing. (also LU)
(Fsa/Fs) Red does something forbidden BONUS: Vio's done a horrible crime & Blue is done with this mess.
(Fsa/Fs) Shadow’s adopted.
(Fsa/fs tho could also be lu) Whats your point, hylian in Red’s fire rod distance?
(Fsa/fs, could also be lu) WHO FORGOT THE BOMB?!
(Fsa/fs/Kinda Lu) Scrabble’s a nightmare with Vio. ((DELETED NOOO))
(Bayonetta.. never played. But smash ult exists) Hair? It always has been
(Fs/Fsa, could be lu) All hail keeper of the braincell!
(Fs/Fsa, could be lu) There is a reason why Vio is smarter Blue…
(Fsa/Fs version) When life gives you lemons..
(Fs/Fsa/TF) How Triforce heroes actually started.
Amphibia:
Man was Anne 'responsible'!
Sprig if you talk you can have cake.
A not Marcy safe room.
Sasha, not that kind of ‘come out with your hands up’!
Minecraft Youtubers:
(Hermitcraft/Hc)Grian isn't going to do the back today!
(HC) Mumbo's not having it.
(HC) Never let Grian make the plans.
(Hermit-Empires) Who are you? I’m not a False one!
(Empires S2) Uh oh, the Falses are fighting!! ((Coming soon))
(Empires S2) Jimmy does not want to be verified in your eyes Joel! ((DELETED NOOO))
(Empires S2) I will fight Joel!!
(Lifesteal smp) My pronouns are you better running!
(Lifesteal smp) Branzy’s new python pet.
(Lifesteal smp) WAIT ASH- YOU SHOULD’VE PICKED THE APPLES SPOKE-
(Lifesteal smp) That’s against the rules! But I’m totally joining.
(Lifesteal smp) Everyone lost something today…
The Edge SMPs:
(Mythical Edge) Universe is living fancy!
Other/quotes with no fandom:
The different types of reactions to being threatened. (TW: some triggering stuff included)
Ninjago:
(Both!verse) How many ladders does Jay need to change a lightbulb?
(Both!verse) HOW IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY?!?
(Both!verse) Spray bottle!
(Both!verse) Jay is shorter than Kai.
(Both!verse) Kai’s biggest Flaw
(Show!verse) Everyone has a purpose!
(Both!verse) Kai gotta know, does he look fabulous?
Horizon (Zero dawn/forbidden west):
Aloy does NOT want to talk about feelings Erend!
Kotallo is tired.
Aloy is just a little angry.
Mha:
That was not easy Kaminari. Don’t lie.
SPoP (She-Ra):
Coming... maybe??
Erend: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings Aloy?
Aloy: no.
Varl: I do!
Erend: I know Varl.
Varl: I’m sad.
Erend: I know Varl.
Chapters: 3/18 (Contains Glimbow & Catdora plus other canon ships.)
Catra tries to save Glimmer... But things don't go so well. Instead, Glimmer saves Catra from Horde Prime, knowing full well that Horde Prime needs her alive.
Now, the group returns to Horde Prime's ship... To go save the Queen.
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Dear Zelda,
Lynels are scary. Ones with shock arrows even moreso.
Link paused, touching his writing untinseal to his chin as he thought what to say. He hummed, glancing up at the cackling campfire that spat sparks into the wind.
I met an odd man. He likes monsters. I think he insulted me by saying I smelled like a hindox, but I have no clue.
I still don't know anything. I can't remember much. Hopefully when your free, you could help me? I like my new life, but I also want some help to recall my previous.
Link sighed, glancing at the goddesses statue next to him. He was in Tarry Town, writing a letter to a princess trapped in a castle.
"Hey Link!" Hudson called out, stopping and starting to sit down next to Link as he wrote.
Link smiled, meeting Hudson's eyes for a moment.
"What are you up too?" He asked, glancing at the piece of paper he was scratching on.
A letter to a friend of mine. I haven't seen them in a long time. I was just thinking of what to say to them. Link signed, ink splattering his fingers.
"Do they ever write back? Maybe you could ask some questions about them. Like maybe, 'anything new happening with you?' or 'What have you been up to?'" Hudson explained.
Link sighed. I would, but I doubt I would get a response back. They've been busy a lot of the time. Plus, I doubt they even could respond.
"Oh," Hudson cleared his throat. "Maybe then, you could take about something you enjoyed? Like you saw a beautiful sunrise the other day or you survived a monster attack?"
Link nodded thoughtfully, scratching the back of his neck as he pondered Hudson's words.
"Hudson! Come on its almost midnight!" Rhondson called from Hudson and her shared house.
"Well, I have to go to sleep. I wish you luck in your writing!" Hudson called, getting up and strolling over to Rhondson.
Link smiled, watching the married duo retire into their house. He turned his attention back to his paper.
Let me tell you about this town, its called Tarry Town...
OMG LU UPDATE ON ISTAGRAM?!?
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"Is it done?"
"No, Your Majesty... it has only begun."
He sat on the throne, watching guards rush around. They hurried with purpose, intent. Ready to fight the guardians that came to their doorstep.
Blasts of explosions rocked the palace, the king raised his spear. Ready to defend his home.
Zelda, I'm sorry my dear daughter. I could not protect you. Please Link, I pray that you can save my child. He thought, as the doors were blasted open and malice started to craw inside. Guardians rushed in and blasted everything. Monsters swarmed like a pack.
It was only them. A king and a god.
Standing across in battle. You know the outcome perhaps, and so did the king. He prayed for the hero, wielder of the master sword, so he may protect his daughter.
He protected his castle, and ultimately, died within.
But it would not end. His courage and confidence allowed him to await for you, dear hero.
He has protected this land for a hundred years. Waiting until you awoke in that small room.
The malice knew, once they saw the girl. She had awakened. It knew it had to get rid of the dangers. The champions, the king, the guards.
So it did. It didn't expect for them to continue protecting the land, however.
It was its ultimate downfall.
Wild: Honestly, big mood right there.
Rest of the chain - Time: 😶
Time: my mind thinks it’s still 29.
Time: my humor suggest I am 10 years old
Time: and my body keeps asking if we died.
Rest the chain: 😐
When life gives you lemons...
Lu version
Wind: Take them aboard your ship to fight scurvy.
Wild: Make lemon cake.
Legend: Shoot the juice into the eyes of your enemies to blind them.
Four: Eat them. *Starts eating the lemons whole, like an apple*
Time: Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back!
Hyrule: Throw them like rocks!
Sky: make lemon tea!
Twilight: Make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it
Warriors: Take the lemons. Maybe they could be useful later on.. actually, what are lemons anyways?
Dink: use those lemons to make sacrifices as the world watches in fear.
I’M LITTERALLY BEGGING, AND IS ON MY KNEES.
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