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The Great Hero. Link, hero of the Wild.

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Yiga slashed, their blades cutting through the air like it was nothing more then paper. Guards yelled, some fought against the horde of ninjas, despertely protecting their princess.

Zelda watched in horror at the sight of the solidrrs fighting. A gentle hand came to her shoulder, shoving her back as a yiga suddenly appeared in front of her. She glanced up, seeing Link drawing his sword and slashing at the yiga.

Zelda gasped as the yiga cut across the hero, leaving blood staining through his clothes. He slashed the yiga down, and the yiga disappeared in a puff of smoke. Leaving behind a handful of rupees and bananas in their wake. Link bent down, offering his hand to her and Zelda took it.

Zelda offered to help support Link, but he refused. She stared at the castle as the yiga swarmed it, as she and Link ran.

Collasping, she stared at the ground in front of her, glancing up, she stared at Link sorrowfully. She could feel sobs forming in her throat. They were painful and raw.

“Do not worry.” Link said, his voice confident as he clasped his hands between hers. “Why?”

***

“Because I am here.” Link whispered quietly. Holding Zelda tightly in his grasp.

Wisps of malice floated through the air and faded. The bow of light felt heavy in the hero’s hands. His sword and hylian sheild clung to his back. He heard his horse huff, her white coat shimmering in the rising sun.

Zelda breathed in quietly, and together they stood up. Both, together again. They rose, and held each other tightly.

After all, its been 100 years.

Wild *holding a fire rod*: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS!

Four: *Falls from the roof*

Sky: *Just somehow still asleep.

Legend: *Never went to sleep*

Twilight: Good morning.

Time: Good morning.

Warriors: Good morning.

Hyrule: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Wind: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

Wild: I’m not that stupid!

Twilight: Wild, You litterally ate wax from a babybel.

Wild: HYRULE TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!

Wind: You know what to say!

Four deadpan: Y'aint the boss of me.

Twilight crying tiny little tears: I'm so proud

Sky: See, you gotta stay positive, even in the worst of times!

Hyrule, joining in: I agree with that statement.

Warriors: How are you so positive while we’re going to be sacrificed??

hyrule-warriors (after Lu as I like to think) Wind: Finally! I'm the one who knows everything now! I know something everyone else doesn't! Also YES! I'm not the youngest anymore! Ahahaha! Pre-lu Warriors: What do you think he's talking about squirt? pre-lu Time (or Mask): I have no clue at all.

This is now a fic!

Random person playing a Bayonetta game: Wait its all hair?

Bayonetta holding a a gun up to the player’s head: always has been.

Legend: Reasons why Warriors is annoying.

Legend: Number 1) He's annoying.

Legend: Number 2) He keeps stealing my items.

*Legend continues to pull up a 300 slide presentation of 'Why Warriors is annoying'*

The rest of the chain:

Warriors: >:0

Sasha: welcome to my room of candles in unnecessary places.

Sasha: *turns around and cloak instantly catches on fire*

BONUS:

Anne: Marcy, do not go into that room.

Green: you know you have more weapons then your fire rod right?

Red: And what is your point, hylian in fire rod distance?