The Hat Stays On During Sex

Been thinking about an One Piece AU

Where they are even closer than they already are, extra traumatized with more scars and Extra fluffy nakamaship to compensate

Like, making them stronger

Usopp having cool scars on his arms

Nami having shorter hair because it gets in the way of fighting

Sanji's legs being littered in scars

Zoro having his eye open, but it's blind

Luffy being a little more serious but having 100% blinded trust in not only his nakama but his nakamas choices and comments

The possibilitys!!!

(Proceeds to write a crossover fic of them meeting the original straw hats)

What if when the crew gets angry or upset and frustrated they just .....

Beat the shit outta Luffy?

Hear me out!

He's rubber right? And he's the most annoying so if the crew is stressed he just, like, Goes up to them and says "you can hit me if you want" because if it don't hurt him he wouldn't mind.

And one day law just sees the crew just kicking the shit outta Luffy then they say thanks and walk off and Law is just like

What the actual FUCK did I get myself into ?

Nami: How long does somebody have to be dead for it to be considered archeology and not grave robbing?

Robin: As an archaeologist I find this question offensive.

Zoro from absolutely nowhere: Answer the question, grave robber

(My favourite meme)

People trying to push their opinionz on me be like.

Yeah muscles are so hot.

Eh, to you i guess

What do you mean I guess? They ARE you're just wrong, you haven't seen REAL muscles

Like......Stfu! Keep your vacuum sealed men to yourse-

I meant on women

AWOOGA 😍

Law trying to be a normal human being

Luffy: I'm about to end this man's whole career 😈

Luffy

Sanji: Ussop, can I be frank with you?

Usopp: Of course! but I dunno how changing your name is gonna help?

Luffy: Can I still be Luffy?

Chopper: Shh! Luffy let Frank speak!

Franky: There can only be one Frank here!!

Sanji: .......

Playing this game, decided to make Sanji and Zoro the people and LOOK!!!

HELP ITS TO CUTE I'VE SCREWED MYSELF

Sanji *Casually walking up to Zoro and kicking his leg to wake him* : I found something I'm better at than you marimo

Zoro *Knowing a fight has started and is already involved*:I'll believe it when I see it, 4th place.

Sanji *grinning*: I'm more flexible than you

Zoro *Eyebrow raised*: Flexible? I work out every day how could you be more flexible?

Sanji: *Does the splits* *Puts his leg up to his head* Puts his arm all the way around his neck*

Zoro *stareing in absolute horror*: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR BONES!?

Update: 01

I've made a language for my book

I've based it from the English language and am following the rules of the English language but it's all symbols and shapes :D I'm gonna be drawing a map of the country/world I've made to ^^