... I thought she was like sixteen...
Incorrect, she is much older. However her species matures significantly slower than most.
To provide a basis for comparison, we shall divide by the average maturity rate of an anon
<Calculating...>
Within your lifespan she would be considered about 12. Of course this is merely comparison, hence the more logical behavior and advanced linguistic choices despite her semi childlike mentality.
Of course she also was forced to take on a more adult role due to the events in her childhood but that is an entirely different set of information.
(@appri-dot ) It’s kinda hard to tell, the blue one immediately tries to block it’s face with their hands like they were expecting your tail to shoot something. Oh look, they have paw beans!
“P-put that down! I-I didn’t even do anything!” The creature stammers, reasonably terrified since you’re partially a war machine.
This small blue thing might be your best way to figure out what was going on, but you could also just look around or maybe even run off somewhere, it doesn’t look like anything’s stopping you right now, so you’re free to go about how you please!
Thank you! *A spiral of water surrounds my body. It then splashes down, leaving no sign of me, or it ever being there. The ground is completely dry.*
Trick doesn’t react much to that, she’s seen... significantly weirder. “Strange, a hydro attuned anon species... these Appri clustered anons are strangely unique. Not that i’m complaining.”
🔆A deal you say? Hrm... I am weary at making deals since the last one caused me to... Erm, if rather not dwell upon my past, but if this can help me... I will subject myself upon your conditions. So, tell me, what is it?🔆
"Hm... for you? I'd trade you this for a secret. Not too personal of course, I pass my dealed information around, but just something most people don't know about you." Trick explains, twirling the card through her paws in a series of skilled turns.
((For the purposes of this actually just being a secret message you can send it to me through DM's if you'd like, then nobody else knows!))
Ah oop
<Candidate Located>
Name: Appri-Dot
Occupation: Angst Demon
Entity Class: Mun
<Identity classified as suitable replacement>
<Welcome, user: Appri >
How can we be of assistance?
[Note: uplink lag detected, responses may be delayed.]
Yes! I like hugs and I wanted to visit you since I've heard about you in Appri's blog!
“Ah, not surprised, they’ve been trying to organize someone to take care of the younger anons and apparently i’m one of the candidates. I’d help out whenever I could but…” She looks back at the multitude of screens on the wall, all brimming with different displays and pieces of data. Most of this looked like it was monitoring other universes. “My paws are a bit full, I wouldn’t be able to be the main caretaker, y’know? You though… so far you seem to be good with that sort of stuff.”
Why do you think I would be a good caretaker tho?
Trick palmed a card from thin air, which turned out to be a display when it expanded and shifted in her paws. The video on the screen was a sped up fragment of the time you’d gone exploring the underwater area of Appri’s world. “Well for one you know how to handle yourself without resorting to murder, two you know how to deal with kids, and three you can shapeshift and adapt to more chaotic scenarios that could possibly come up, honestly it’s hard to predict exactly what could happen with younger anons.”
What's going on-? Mmhh...
<Candidate Uplink Received>
Name: Atum
Shade: Yellow
[Query: Are apples yellow?]
Entity Class: Anon Subspecies
<As an anon, processing you should be fairly simple, candidate confirmed>
<Welcome, User: Atum >
Answer: We have attempted over one thousand recovery attempts with no success, it has become clear these attempts will bring us nowhere, therefore we have attempted to pend a request for assistance, and here you are!
<Critical Error: Command console disconnected>
<Tampering Detected, engaging reboot...>
[Thank you all for appearing in this time of need, we'll be back as soon as we are able! Apologies for the holdup, messing with our own source code is hard and also dangerous. More updates to come.]
<Channel Closed>
Edits complete, format changed, colour and image settings altered, and the description no longer has a terrible title. Hopefully you enjoy the new space!
Oh no, it's okey, It's nit like I feel hungry, I am star I can consume anything as energy, oxigen and carbon are also things I "eat", but I like the taste of food and I hadn't any for a while.
Her ears perk back up nigh instantly.
"Oh, why didn't you say so? It was coffee right? What type? I know some people tend to get real specific with how they brew it."
A mischievous anon that tends to poke into places it probably shouldn't. Creator / bestower of Trick!Cards, and fully interactable!
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