I Came Here To Have A Good Time And I'm Feeling So Attacked Right Now

I came here to have a good time and I'm feeling so attacked right now

I know way too much about gay sex for an awkward female virgin who’s mostly interested in women b/c fanfiction: a memoir by me

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trojan-witch

2 years ago

Ming Ming Ming Ming

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I love them Kipo kipo and the age of wonderbeasts kataow kipo spoilers Kipo s3 Kipo meme Kipo memes benson and Dave Kipo benson Kipo dave

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trojan-witch

2 years ago

weirdy from the hollow had it figured out. be purple and morally ambiguous and create problems on purpose. all there is to life.

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the hollow weirdy

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trojan-witch

2 years ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY XIE LIAN!! 2022

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tgcf xie lian hualian hua cheng tian guan ci fu

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trojan-witch

2 years ago

also Hunter’s daddy issues are so dramatic they extend past his own actual uncle/father figure to anyone who could give approval but withholds it

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owl house SC their relationship this whole ep was so funny guy who is bullying a child for conforming to the unethical job that was forced upon him. which he Himself willingly(?) signed up for. but all his bullying is literally like wow yr 16 and you dont even smoke weed? get a life. oh wow you talked shit back to me? nice so yeah tldr congrats on yr new bitchy uncle hunter

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trojan-witch

3 years ago

Straw Hat Pirates + John Mulaney quotes

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funny quotes one piece roronoa zoro nami sanji pirate hunter zoro monkey d. luffy black leg sanji franky usopp brook john mulaney god usopp first son of the sea jinbe tony tony chopper soul king brook nico robin straw hat luffy cat burglar nami jinbe mugiwara no ichimi iron man franky devil child robin cotton candy lover chopper mugiwara kaizoku mugiwara kaizokudan humming brook john mulaney quotes

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trojan-witch

2 years ago

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trojan-witch

3 years ago

My headcanons on what was going on in karma's brain when they decided who was gonna go to the space station:

"no way i'm letting y'all launch me into the fucking space like-"

( "ssshit i forgot i have i crush on him")

("ok get a hold of yourself karma akabane you're not that weak, he may have a cute smile but- nonono DON'T-")

("god dammit!")

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assassination classroom karmagisa

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trojan-witch

2 years ago

✨ hand holding ✨

I just hc that since their whole dynamic is literally being touchy clingy, once they start dating kai is so easy to just hold hands or stuff like that and it takes him a second to realize- wait this is different. this isn’t just hand holding this is hand holding but in boyfriend font

and then fwoosh blushy inferno :)

(click on image for better quality)

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art kai comic adam kaidam it's more likely than you think the hollow fanart for a show that was cancelled a while ago on my blog?

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trojan-witch

5 years ago

Truer words have never been written

Dadneto Fans @ Fox/The Writers:

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trojan-witch

2 years ago

tell me it’s okay :)

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tgcf heaven official's blessing xie lian hualian hua cheng tian guan ci fu tgcf fanart hmmmmm Heaven Official's Blessing fanart yeah that's it obviously lyric from the Paramore song

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