Person: "Rio would prefer Margo as Miles girlfr-"
*door breaks*
Rio: "ExCuSe mE!?"
Person: *scared* How did y-
Rio: *grabbing Gwen out of nowhere*
Rio: "THIS WHITE GIRL IS MY NUMBER ONE! I AM NOT CHANGING HER ANYTIME SOON! YOU HEAR ME, CHICO IRRESPETUOSO!?"
Gwen: *trying to escape*
Gwen: "I.... c-can't breathe..."
timebomb nation can i offer you some low quality memes
Immaculate fanfic potential.
The coach's kid who only wants to be good enough to hit the ball x the all star player who the coach adores.
Get on this people.
Ekko, my love, my precious boy savior, if you’re at all interested, and you may not be (no pressure), but if you maybe still want to be with Jinx, boy do I have a way for you to immediately win her heart.
in the aftermath
I love ur design for jinxer mylo sm!! It’s literally one of my fav designs of him he looks so cool✨
I was wondering if you have any info or headcanons or fun facts abt that version of him bc he just seems rlly cool and honestly the concept of Mylo being a jinxer has a bunch of potential especially considering his character. If not that’s totally fine tho!!! Keep up the great work 🫶
Thank you so much :D!! I’ve only made 1 HC cuz the purpose of jinxer mylo’s design was for aesthetic purposes. So heres a drawing of the HC :)
- Mylo’s spiked armband (on his left delt) inspired Gert to wear one. She complimented him one day, and he’s been gushing ever since. Couple days later, she fashions the same armband on her right arm.
( warning, it's been a hot minute since I've read the books so correct me if I'm misremembering anything)
We as a fandom need to discuss where the "cardan is a malewife haha what a girlfailure loser" comes from, because yeah he has a complete lack of care regarding politics, and is extremely irresponsible, however not only is he shown to be very intelligent when he wishes to be, (literally stole Jude's ring without her even realising).....he is also quite literally terrifying. Unlike Jude who is violent only when she has to defend herself, Cardans cruelty (......the book is called the cruel prince for a reason) is just. For fun. He has little moral compass, and even Jude was scared of him in the first book (in which some of his actions against her are literally horrendous???)
Cardans failures only come because of his own laziness/lack of caring. When he wishes to he is a terrifying ruler. I love the jokes, but we've reached a point where all the posts I see about Cardan are "haha silly alcoholic malewife :3 " like. Y'all this man has ruined (or/and ended-) people's lives 😭😭😭
Paulina: *in love with Danny Phantom*
Sam: "Only liking him for his power. Such an idiot! There's so much more than just his suit! Like his witness and perfect hair and heroic instinct-"
Danny: "I've just decided to be normal again! No more ghost fights or anything related to that! Just me being my old normal teenage self!"
Sam: "...."
Sam: "I'm out of here"
Valerie: "I can take him!"
ekko loving jinx or powder is a meaningless argument cuz the entire point of episode 7 is for both ekko and you the viewer to learn "jinx" and "powder" are the same person and ekko loves that person— not their good side or their bad side, but the whole package.
that's why their love song is called my best enemy, and talks about the worst blessings and the best curses. and that's how he can talk jinx off the ledge. the contradiction of being in love with your enemy is the entire basis of their story.
powder at one point literally asks him point blank "so you want me to change?" and he flat out says no: cuz he knows everything that makes 'powder' powder given one favorable set of circumstances also makes 'jinx' jinx given another set of unfavorable circumstances.
there is no powder or jinx, it's just ekko and his blue-haired paramour, in every timeline.
*taps the mic* Greatsword Lore *leaves*
Based on something Jorge dropped in a stream once