Twerlint - 5 Fixations Wrapped Up In A Comfy Sweater

i'm VERY normal *hands you a rat* like i'm SO NORMAL *hands you a rat* you don't understand i'm INCREDIBLY normal *hands you a rat* being normal is like, my thing, you know? *hands you a rat* *hands you a rat* *hands you a r

HAPPY 41ST BIRTHDAY DOUG EIFFEL!! 🚬🍕☕📻🎶🎧📼🎉🎉🎉🎂🌟💝🎁❣️❣️❣️ (with all of my love forever and ever)

THIS

THIS THIS HURT ME. PLEASE WATCH IT

if you don't mind, put in the tags which one and when you started listening to the goats :)

i was put on this earth today to give you this:

✨ reverse malevolent ✨

polite/slightly violent british man talking into your ear and reassuring you that he is your "friend"

and in the hospital he goes:

"one of those nurses, lively one, comes in everyday to check on you. Since you had no id on you, she would say, 'Good morning, John.' ...But after a couple days, she-"

"what?"

"She took it back. Said you looked more like an... Arthur. Said it fit you more and I guess it stuck with me, John. I... I like it"

I'm going to die and come back a happy soul. Tomorrow will be my day for sure

part two

i hate my friends / not srs

I’m opening up commissions! Here’s the sheet for them and my pricing!

picketing terf conferences is OUT, releasing 6000 live crickets into the audience of a terf conference and watching chaos erupt as everyone scrambles to evacuate is IN