Poor Old Granny Scorpion-shoes. No One Ever Saw Her Death Coming

conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day

Tuesday:

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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

Walks into the Senate and holds up a very confused Palpatine:

Behold the senate.

Seeing how lightning redirection is based off of waterbending, it’s probably true. Not only is it what you bend, but how you bend and the influences of how you bend

Is hell for satanists heavan?

Beware!

did u see them btw...