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gender is a competition and i'm losing on purpose. i read the handbook and diligently wrote down every single rule violation i could perform. i even invented new ones

The cat seems British.

Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/729

Every time I get groceries I’m always appalled at how little you can get for like, $20. I was making banana pudding so I needed vanilla wafers but the brand name nilla wafers cost $4 a box. The minimum wage in my state is $7.25/hr. My friend put it really well when he said “imagine you work for an hour and someone hands you two boxes of nilla wafers and said ‘actually this is a bit more than what I owe you’”

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

Been in Norway for a few weeks, here are some photos from my trip!

people love extolling the virtues of ball-and-socket joints and how it makes us more advanced and all that but I don't see any fucking octopuses in slings now do I. Bones are overrated and I want a refund.

Also say where you’re from in the tags!