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…depends on which one we’re talking about. Some of them we only need 1-2, with others…just, just give us a complete amount of 10-12 blankets. So Yeaah—

Reblog with How Many Blankets you and your f/o(s) need

🌙 🛌

I think it would be very beneficial to my health if my f/o cuddled up behind me under the covers and put their arm around my waist or hands under my shirt and pulled me closer to them. then maybe kissed my shoulder and fell asleep with their face buried in the nape of my neck. this could fix me I think

2, 9 and 10 for Venti !

(yes I am back again lol)

ANOTHER?! I mean okay, Venti, your turn!!

Alrighty!! We shall see how this goes!

2. What are some ways in which you and your F/O don't mesh well? How do you overcome these differences?

Ooh, well, to start off with. Sammy both saves her money and hates any alcohol. Me on the other hand? I spend it all on the most perfect dandelion wine! But we definitely over came these differences by the power of love~! Aaaand Sammy helping me when I’m drunk and hungover, plus managing money spending, ehe.

9. What's your F/O's favorite cuddling position? Yours?

Well, this is easy! My favorite cuddling position has to be spooning. Which we both take turns who is the big and the little spoon, if you’re wondering! Sammy’s favorite position? Probably where she’s laying her head on my lap, it’s comforting to her!

10. Have you ever fallen asleep on your F/O's shoulder? How did they react? Have they fallen asleep on your shoulder?

Yep! It was when she was rewiring the lure she got for Christmas, it was late at night so I wasn’t surprised she had fallen asleep on my shoulder. It was really cute and sweet! And I’ve DEFINITELY fallen asleep on her shoulder! Multiple times in fact, like when watching movies, oh! Or when we are just enjoying the outside world!

I did it-

Imagine your f/o who has never experience affection, or just in desperate of some form of it, finally being hugged by you.

It felt new to them, but felt like home, wondering why does no one ever treated them like you treat them with love, it's because no one can understand them the way you do.

They may feel awkward by suddenly wrapping their arms back on yours slowly, or they quickly pull you closer to them, burying their heads on your shoulder, sobbing as to let out their deep emotions.

"Thank you for loving me, y/n"

☀️, 🌸and ✨ ~ Zhongli (this old man- and his osmanthus wine 🙄)

OML, I HADNT SEEN THIS YET—

I TOTALLY MISSED IT!!

Well then, guess now is a better time then ever to answer these questions!

☀️: My favorite thing about our love? It HAS to be the story telling. I’ve always enjoyed stories in general, and your stories are super interesting! Plus then you listen when telling my own stories, I love it!

🌸: The thing I’m most proud of? Pushing though, to be completely honest. Though I had help from you and others, it was very hard getting past toxic friends and other lovers. But I’m proud I was able to survive through those times.

✨: A wish I’d make..that one is tough. To be very honest, I think my wish would be to bring back Guizhong. From your stories, she sounds like a lovely woman, and I would love to meet her. Plus, I know it would make you very happy seeing an old friend of yours.

I do hope these answer your questions!

NO, FRIEND-

DONT DIE ON ME

stuck in this car and it's so hot and i haven't slept yet but i am still alive

People of the internet, this almost my birthday. My 16th one, if you will.

I have decided it will be a savage 16th birthday, instead of a sweet one. Shall I say it will be the most savage ever? Yes.

Because god had allowed my chaotic ass to still live on this earth till this birthday, and Imma make it the most chaotic shit out of it, out of spite. Enjoy.

So, uh, my mother got Covid.

I wasn’t expecting that at all but yeah, she has it. Let’s hope it goes by very quickly.

SAGAU Imposter AU but the higher the character friendship level, the easier it is for them to recognize you as the divine god without having to see your golden blood.

So following the typical SAGAU plot, who and how will your characters help you? I'll start!

Mondstadt

I'm doomed at Mondstadt considering Klee is my highest at friendship level 9. No one would probably take her seriously? But maybe she can convince Albedo (as a non-albedo haver) to hear me out first, he's pretty perceptive.

If Albedo can't help then Barbara (f.level 8) might just help me escape. She can probably convince Jean (f.level 2) to not kill me and just exile me from the city?

I like to believe that Fischl and Bennett could also help me enter Liyue (both f.level 7) as adventurers but they're probably doubting themselves, but not enough to kill me

Liyue

Liyue is definitely the safest place for me to go to. I have both Ningguang and Keqing at friendship level 10! Both big authority figures.

Although it would be hard to meet them immediately, I could probably reach out to Chongyun and Hutao first (both f.level 10 too).

Sad to say it could take a while to convince Zhongli, he just came home at f.level 1, and we all know how dangerous he can be in cult!au

It'll be even worse if he orders Xiao, as a non-Xiao haver. So I really have to reach the Qixing before the yaksha catches me.

Inazuma

An even more difficult place. My highest would be Sayu at f.level 3 and it would be hard to meet the sleepy ninja in the first place.

Thoma and Itto might just take pity (both f.lvl 2) and turn a blind eye though.

Otherwise, I'm dead in Inazuma

Tagging a few SAGAU writers to know their thoughts. This is open for anyone though and I would love to read everyone's sagau experience! don't think it's a relatively new concept! I just rly like how this gives us all a unique sagau experience based on our own efforts at being their friend! @dewdrop-writes @neetra @saryneid @chocoenvy