He Really Liked Newt.

Some random Johnlock

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Tony: hey, kiddo, how’ve you been? How’s school?

Peter, a struggling™️ teen: I am a festive piñata and God is a thirteen year old boy whose parents just announced their divorce.

Tony:

Loki walks in the room: same

No. Do not whistle. No whistling. It is not The Andy Griffith Show. No whistling.

So I arrived at my MIT dorm today and was assigned a room for this week. THERE IS A RAINBOW PAINTED SMACK DAB OUTSIDE MY DOOR. I SHIT YOU NOT, A GIANT, FLOOR TO CEILING RAINBOW. If this ain’t a sign…

What’s so bad about periods

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