I Present To You…

Changbin: Truth or dare?

Chan: Truth.

Changbin: How many hours have you slept this week?

Chan: Dare.

Changbin: Go to sleep.

Chan: I don't like this game.

You can be sad with mediocre grammar

my friends are mean

tw addiction

John Mulaney has checked himself into rehab for cocaine and alcohol abuse. Addiction is a medical disorder and admitting you need help is one of the bravest things you can do. Jokes about John Mulaney's situation are at best inappropriate and at worst cruel. If I see anyone joking about this I will block you. Please join me in sending light, love, and healing to a man who has brought us all so much joy and laughter.

Again...I tried to scroll past this

This fucking site: hey net neutrality is about to die :((( please help us :(((( boost and rb everything you see even if you’re not American :((((((((( we’ll have no wifi :(((((( we need you!!!! :((((

Non-Americans: okay

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This fucking site:

By Fall Out Boy

i want to look like a boy who looks like a girl who looks like a boy who looks like a girl

Take this everyone, you deserve it

Reblog if you are not afraid to have our lord and savior, James Buchanan Barnes on your dashboard. Only 10% of people will reblog 😤😤😤

You didn’t see that coming?

55 Badass Quotes Challenge

These are some of the most memorable, badass quotes ever said (or at least they sound very cool and amusing depending on the situation), either from books, movies, TV shows and whatnot. 1. “At my signal, unleash hell!” – Maximus, Gladiator 2. “Time to nut up, or shut up.” – Tallahassee, Zombieland 3. “Remember when I said I would kill you last? …I lied.” – Matrix, Commando 4. “Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow.” – Bruce Lee, Enter the Dragon 5. “I’ll kill you with my teacup.” – Riddick, The Chronicles of Riddick 6. “Shut up, fool!” – Mr. T, World of Warcraft Advert 7. “What do you say we kill some evil sons of bitches and we raise a little hell?” – Dean Winchester, Supernatural 8. “You seem somewhat familiar; have I threatened you before?” – Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean  9. “Word of advice? Next time, take the trigger finger.” – Simon, Flash Forward 10. “You’re making me angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry.” – Hulk, Incredible Hulk 11. “Why so serious?” – The Joker, The Dark Knight 12. “That’s classified. If I tell you I’ll have to kill you.” – Lieutenant Pete “Maverick” Mitchell, Top Gun 13. “If it bleeds, we can kill it.” – Dutch, Predator 14. “Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you’ve lost. They belong to me now.” – The Bride, Kill Bill: Vol. 1 15. “I took the liberty of bullshitting you.” – Elwood Blues, The Blues Brothers 16. “This…is…Sparta!” – King Leonidas, 300 17. “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.” – Michael Corleone, The Godfather: Part III 18. “I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.” – Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore, Apocalypse Now 19. “Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little emotions. In… you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?“ – The Joker, The Dark Knight 20. ”Off with your head!“ – Alice, Alice In Wonderland 21. ”Death is only the beginning.“ – Imhotep, The Mummy 22. ”We all go a little mad sometimes.“ – Norman Bates, Psycho 23. ”Go ahead make my day.“ – Harry Callahan, Sudden Impact 24. ”May the force be with you.“ – Hans Solo, Star Wars 25. “I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.” – Michael Corleone, The Godfather 26. ”The night is darkest before the dawn, and trust me, the dawn is coming.“ – Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight 27. ”You shall not pass!“ – Gandalf the Grey, The Lord of the Rings 28. “I’m from the United States of Kiss My Ass.” – Mike, House of Games 29. ”Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You’re a plague and we are the cure.“ – Agent Smith, The Matrix 30. ”You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.“ – Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight 31. "I know what you’re thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?“ – Harry Callahan, Dirty Harry 32. “Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.” – Margo Channing, All About Eve 33. ”I pity the fool.“ – Mr. T, Rocky III 35. ”Back off, man. I’m a scientist.” – Peter Venkmen, Ghostbusters 36. “Shaken, not stirred.” – James Bond, Goldfinger 37. “Don’t you threaten me with a dead fish!”– Withnail, Withnail and I 38. “I’m coming to get you!” – Rambo, Rambo: Fist Blood Part II 39. “I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy.” – Dory, Finding Nemo 40. “We’ll tear your soul apart!” – Pinhead, Hellraiser 41. “You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.” – Mr. White, Reservoir Dogs 42. “Swallow this!” – Ash, Evil Dead 2 43. “They will say that I have shed innocent blood. What’s blood for, if not for shedding?” – Candyman, Candyman 44. “What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?” – Drill Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket 45. “What’s my name?!” – John Shaft, Shaft 46. “Why would I try and cheat you out of anything, now? I need you to get the piece so I can steal it from you later.” – Lara Croft, Tomb Raider 47. ”I hate pathetic people. I’ll have to kill you.“ – Sanjuro Kuwabatake, Yojimbo 48. ”None of you understand. I’m not locked up in here with you. You’re locked up in here with me.“ – Rorschach, Watchmen 49. ”I’ll be back.“ – Terminator, The Terminator 50. ”Simon says, Die.“ – Simon Phoenix, Demolition Man 51. ”If you come back in here, I am gonna hit you with so many rights you are going to beg for a left.“ – Matt Hunter, Invasion U.S.A. 52. “I don’t know. I’m making this up as I go.” – Indiana Jones, "Indiana Jones” 53. “Be afraid…be very afraid.” – Ronnie, The Fly 54. “Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore.” – John, Saw 55. “Give my regards to your boss. Tell him he’s next.” – Spawn, Spawn You have free reign with this! You can make it a drabble (100-500 words) booklet, a ficlet (500-1000 words) or even a one-shot (1000 words or more) and have any character saying it. Be it a OC (Original Character), Reader-insert, Self-insert or even canon characters. 

This can be any genre you want and you don’t need to stick with one fandom either. You also don’t need to follow the order this is in.

Note: Be sure to mention in the summary or author’s note that you’ve accepted Ghostflowerdream’s 55 Badass Quotes Challenge. If you like this writing challenge, you may also like the 100 Quotes Writing Challenge.