Oh God It Really Is 😂😅

Headcannon that the first time you bring a stack of paper to the lair you realize they don't have a Shredder😂😂

1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

2. My best friend and sister from another mister

3. Writing

4. My mom 😊

5. Talking to @waterstar2016

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Pass the happy! ^_^ When you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people in your notifications!<3 🎈🌼💝

•Swimming•Mermaids•Animals•Tumblr•Doing my witchy stuffs.

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Same! Ok now I gotta write this shit😂 been bugging me for a few days and I got a rough draft. 👌

Me watching Fifty Shades Darker at 4 in the morning and imagining it as TMNT verse where Leo is Christian and the reader is Anastasia. Also his mom (the one who a plain bitch and did shit to him) would be Karai and his driver would be Donnie and the douche boss is either Shredder or human Krang.👌💁

I can see that. Every time I see Fifty Shades I think of Leo lol 😂

❤🙏😊

This is my favorite doctor Seuss poem 🙏🏻🙏🏻

i would let this man bang me so hard with no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen door to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I grasp for air, scream and huff, upside down on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on the chair, being carried, against a wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in a car, on the motorcycle, in the bed of a trunk, in a trampoline, in a bounce house, inside a pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, having the most toe curling, toe clenching, back arching, legs shaking, fist clenching, muffled sounds, ear ringing, mouth drooling, nose drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, can't take it anymore, legs divorcing and breaking in half, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, fireworks, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw dropping, soul snatching, over stimulating, ovulating, vile, sloppy, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, Beasley, devilishly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, black hole cresting, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, body numbing, can't walk, head nodding, volcano erupting, sweat rolling. Voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, skin peeling, pussy popping, back cuts, heavenly, devils tango, and still worth it.

Ok yes hi, can I please request more beat-boxing turtles in the next Bay movie? Thank you, this has been a PSA 😄😄

You can go back to your lives now😅

Y'all ever go to a relatives house for like a weekend or smthn and you get one of your cousins rooms cause they gone, and you know that cousin well enough that when you get to the room you're just like, "I wonder how many people they been fuckin in this bed," before awkwardly laying down on it?

"RETREAT!! GET TO SAFE GROUND!"

"SHUT UP MIKEY!!"

*Here comes China*

"What in the world..."

"GOT HER!"

"RAPH, PLEASE ACCEPT THIS OFFERING AS WELL AS OUR DEEPEST APOLOGIES."

HC that Raph has a fine china tea set and NOBODY CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE.

It’s official in my book.

Can’t change my mind, sorry.

I'm glad that we as a Fandom could come together for this

my conclusions after reading over 20 NSFW turtle x reader fic

What about Donnie having a secret love for massaging his girl because he loves the noises she makes, and maybe she futures it out and teases him till he pounce her 👀👀

Oooh you just know he would totally use this to his advantage. Usually you would be the one walking into the lab saying he needs a massage because of all the hard work he's done ... but he's a gentleman and wants to return the favor. "Only if I'll massage you too", he said with a smile. All of this started off nice and cute until you realized what he was doing. You weren't dumb. You knew your moaning and (sometimes) squeaking drove him insane. You could tell from the way he moved is hands, resting at a certain spot and then continuing with what was doing.

Now you'd sometimes straight out ask him if he could give you a massage. Bringing in an excuse like "too much stress at work" or "I slept in a weird position". Sometimes you didn't use an excuse at all. You just wanted a massage that's all. You would constantly find new spots that are sore and need some work on.

Not to be complaining, you loved the "normal" Donnie but you loved it when he got wild as well. That didn't happen often which is why you took advantage of it.

I think a long dead Victorian orchestra is haunting me... 😐

please reblog if you hear music inside your head all the time