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"we need cops at pride to protect people!" WRONG. ASEXUALS WITH FLAMETHROWERS.

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

something something tma starts with an anglerfish luring you in, something something tmp starts with a canary telling you to get out while you still can

The kids movie??!?!?!?!

unexpected pregnancy fanfic but the person just gets an abortion and it ends

Hobbies include annoying americans by only refering to George Washington as americas first male president

I need a crossover fic with 911 lone star and Brooklyn 99. Like Carlos having to go to New York for a case (and TK inviting himself along) or vice versa.

I don't care how it happens but I need the B99 squad to be absolutely enamored with Carlos (except Jake because he's jealous because Amy and Carlos get along great) and then absoultely disgusted when they find out he's dating/married to a firefighter.

Please, just imagine Holt telling him he's happy about every person who stands up and makes the world a bit more colorful and then ending his little speech with "but did it have to be a firefighter?"

Inside of you are two wolves

Can someone please tell me where I can get a ripped black jeans jacket like Alex?

Not to distract from the seriousnes of the scene, but TK and Carlos sitting in front of their bed makes it look like the bed is way too small for two grown men.

Unless they sleep, like, literally on top of each other