Heres Something Everyone Needs To Understand

genie: you have three wishes me:i wish you were really bad at math genie: you have sixty seven wishes

running out of ideas

im running out of ideas but i need to force creativity! so heres... something

Uzi: N... what are you doing?

N: *is burning a photo of J* uhhhhhhhh

Uzi: we cant burn trash inside, lets go outside to do it.

V: hey, im coming too!!!

J (who was tied up after last episode): >:(

I know the fandom mostly agrees that Jason is that one always unemployed sibling in the family, but let me offer you a slightly enhanced concept - unemployed sibling Jason, who is the busiest sibling in the family.

No one can get hold of him. Like, ever. And it is not like he is lying, he is genuinely always has something else to do! Something random and unexpected, and, honestly, all his family can think is: what the hell?

Bruce, frowning: Remind me again, why the dinner in the circle of the family today doesn't suit your... schedule?

Jason, shrugging: I have a book club evening in the nursing home. We are discussing Margaret Atwood's Penelopiad tonight. Can't miss it. Also, Jennet-

Alfred, confused: Who is Jennet?

Jason: One of the old ladies in the nursing home, duh... Anyway, yeah, Jennet is having a birthday. She would be hella mad if her favourite grandson missed it, you know?

Bruce: ...Jason, you are not her-

Jason: (leaves)

Dick: Hey, wanna join me for tomorrow morning's training?

Jason, sighs: Sounds nice, but I have classes tomorrow.

Dick, confused: Classes? Since when you are enrolled in college?

Jason: Oh, no. I am a substitute teacher in one of the school's around.

Dick: WHAT-

Damian, calling Jason in the middle of the day: Can you pick me up from school? Others are busy, there is an emergency in the town.

Jason: Damn, sorry, kid, but I am not in the country right now. By the way, do you want to talk with your mother?

Damian: ...What that supposed to mean? Where are you?

Jason: I was planning to visit All-Caste, but first decided to meet up with Talia. I am kinda in Egypt right now, anyway.

Damian: ...

Tim, already used to Jason's constant busy status, sighing: I bet you won't agree if I call you on the lunch tomorrow?

Jason: Uh, no. I have plans. But if you tag along with me, we can get lunch together later.

Tim, surprised: ...Okay. What do you have tomorrow? Knitting club? A shift in library?

Jason: Nah, graduation ceremony.

Tim: Right, you are a substitute teacher.

Jason: No, no. My graduation ceremony. I am getting my PHD in literature.

Tim: SINCE FUCKING WHEN-

Can you draw courage the cowardly comforting pomni from tadc? Please?

uh, here you are!

i personally think its a weird crossover but i had fun making it, also whatever floats ur boat!

Bored, so I'm starting a thing :D

Show some of your hearmeouts/fictional crushes

Here's mine :3

Tagging:

@st4rl3ssv01d

@marmalad3-jar

@kokushibosbestie

@internetgiraffekid1673

@slushiethecryptid

@pamithebunterfly2007

@silly-lesb21

@in3edcoff3e

@crystalline-loptous (Ik you said you don't have any fictional crushes, but I still wanted to tag you, so you can do favourite characters if you want :3)

+ Anyone else willing to share

i feel like in any DND there is one person someone loves for no reason, like

DM: *makes a character* this is blorbo bleebus, i hate blorblo bleebus, i killed his family. blorbo bleebus deserves nothing but hate.

random player: no dont be mean to blorbo bleebus i love blorbo bleebus!!!

DM: hes a serial killer

random player: still dont be mean to him :(

MADE A THING FOR NEW YEARS, MY OC AND HYPERFIXATIONS!

LOOKIT WHAT I MADE

THE BELDAM!! I HOPE I DID GOOD!!! IM SO FREAKING NERVOUS!

Hey there! Can I draw a giant Sephiroth destroy the city please? That's my favorite Final fantasy character as a male Giant!

uhhhh, could you send me a refrance? i dont really know what you want me to do, ive never seen this character but if i have a refrance i will 100% do it!

so i accidentally elbowed my brother.

he told me to jump off a cliff. call me crazy but i think i might not be loved :) edit: it took over two hours for my mother to talk to my brother about it :')