The Woman Who’s Writing The She Ra Novel Also Wrote These

Me whenever i start a new TV Show or Book

"Don't yeet where you yote"

Sheep

The signs as things I've heard AP students say

Aries: I don't know how to play football, but I've got anger issues and want to punch some of you.

Taurus: We're soarin', flyin'. If you thought I was singing high school musical, you were wrong, I'm just high.

Gemini: Just remember that Hamilton was our first president and you'll be fine.

Cancer: *looks up from titration lab* Did you know that Einstein invented blow dryers?

Leo: Burn the capitalists. Fuck it, burn the lowercasists too.

Virgo: *sees a Trump shirt* Ay, no, el gringo!

Libra: *while burning tin foil in AP chem* Drat, foiled again!

Scorpio: One time I ate a bagel.

Sagittarius: Fuck, 3 plus 4 is eight. Fuck, no it's not, it's 6.

Capricorn: "#makeamericagreatagainbecausehillaryisanamazingcandidateandtrumpsux"

"Did you just say hashtag?"

"Hashtag fuck u"

Aquarius: Greetings Fuckers.

Pisces: *gasps in the middle of class* oh god, I'm gay.

My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins gonna be embarrassed by my use of outdated memes….how long until I myself am not Hip With It….how long until I am no longer a trendy memer…

Bran and Jaime seeing each other again for the first time since Season 1:

Bran Jaime

inspired by this and this

so i just figured out that i have an ability to see anything that’s even just about ham&burr’s hate relationship as hamburr

i keep crying every time i look at his face

24 days until avengers 4

94 days until Spider-Man far from home

As of the 31st of March 2019