Hi Guys! Good News, I Hucked My Broken Pencil At A Wall In Frustration, And It Un-broke Itself (mostly…),

@sc0rpain I really like your fic Go Anywhere but Here

Late night at the convenience store with the biromantic block people

(Click for better quality tumblr fed it through a paper shredder)

@insomnya777 so Nya I hear you’re writing a boat boys Halloween fic?

Idk why they are in the woods lol I just kinda started doodling by the time I got to the background. Also I tried to perspective, that is why we have tiny Etho, except he’s just farther away, so not tiny. Honestly, it was a struggle trying to get it looking like Etho dressing up as Kakashi and not just. You know. Kakashi. I think the makeup for the scar smeared on his mask is a nice touch. I also left his glasses from my design on, because I, too, know the pains of trying to cosplay in glasses. Anyway, all this is to say… I love your writing Nya and I can’t wait to read the fic rahhhh!

btw we are a hollow knight charm now

Just so you all know how cool I am

because @risibledeer asked for more toppings. Also, I’m making this a thing now. We are putting toppings on Grian’s head. What thing shall we do next?

things used so far:

-eefo’s canada land maple syrup

-pranking brand (c) whipped cream, to be used only for pranks

-your suggestion here!

this is possibly the stupidest thing I’ve ever done, I’m so excited ^^

edit: guys I forgot my glasses how did I forget my glasses lol

you guys!!! It’s here!!! Smallishzine is starting!!!! Hooray!! The form is just as AMAZING as last time I enjoyed filling it out greatly lol. Thank you mod Dinn for your service to Jeremy kind, and I agree: donkey Jeremy IS too cool for pronouns.

What up losers and also non-losers, whichever you may be? I said a while ago not to wait around for December first for the mod applications to go out. This is because really you should have been waiting around for December second! Hahahaha I’m so awesome and cool and productive that I finished making them far earlier than when I said I would!!! And I’m so humble and modest as well, that I’ll tell you that probably more energy drinks than are good for my health were consumed in order to get these done, but it was worth it to laugh at you all over my totally intentional sneaky trickery! Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Ha! Haha! For those of you who may be confused as to what exactly I am referring to, and maybe somehow haven’t heard of this totally awesome amazing and super cool zine (I feel so sorry for those people. Missing out on quality content such as “some guy pretending to know what he’s doing” “some guy insulting people on the internet” and “some guy complaining about people insulting him on the internet”, what must their lives be like!?!!?) do you like smallishbeans? Yesyoudoyesyoudoyesyoudoyesyoudo. Yes? Great!! This is a zine all about him!! If you wanna be a super cool and awesome mod of Smallishzine too, then fill out this form!

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Smallishzine Mod Applications

*insert hilarious one-liner about modding*

Uhhh… fast and furious joke because I haven’t made one yet:

oh dude I almost had you! That’s it that’s the joke are you laughing yet are you laughing? Why are you even still reading when you should be filling out the form? Answer me this! Huh? Huh? Thought so.

anyway I included responses to a bunch of your reminders from the interest form on what I forgot to include. Rest assured, this time we definitely didn’t forget more chicken murder, Eefo, horse death, more donkey Jeremy, or smallishbeans!

a silly smalletho doodle I did. Idk what the context is, but it took me a really long time to get the anatomy reasonable, so I will not be taking criticism lol.

Joel meets Ethostrapod and Etho meets Snoel Snailishbeans. Joel is like ‘Grian said it was fine to touch other people’s snails!’ And Etho is like ‘Grian said it was fine to touch other people’s snails…’ lol he is in fear of the shrek snail. also in my heart of hearts I am a bug Joel truther and I choose to believe someone (Gem) compared him to his snail constantly. Like you know they were makin’ those ‘corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures -they’re the same picture’ memes about the snail - bean man duo back on Hermitcraft while the episode was running.

anyway I saw those snails and my first thought was that someone could make a killing on Etsy selling crocheted snail versions of people complete with pun names to the traffic fandom. Well actually my first thought was probably more along the lines of oh gosh what is that thing, but, you know, once I recovered from the shock I saw immediate business potential and can confirm I would spend all my money there. Also I really need little snailishbeans mementos to go broke buying and proudly plaster my room with lol (this entire paragraph is /silly)

some frames I drew for a boat boys animatic that never was

I’m really proud of how these two specifically came out. The second one is a how they died each time in double life and the first is just em dancing.

edit: I also forgot this one:

Joel was there two but I accidentally deleted the layer I drew him on

I hear Jimmy’s been getting superstitious lately… :)

this can only end well…/sarc

(This drawing is in reference to the video Jimmy posted of him jokingly praying to a piece of cardstock he had drawn the watcher symbol on, that I decided to misinterpret for fun)

Minus background and weird shading below the cut:

CONGRATULATIONS TO EEFO FOR BEING BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE ON THE ENTIRE PLANET at mcci fishing

i wuv him sigh. hes so pathetic.

some super silly Joel doodles!

Also, in smallidarity news:

Why. Why are they like this. /j

edit: blame the terrible quality of the drawings on my broken pencil. I take no responsibility. Unless you think it’s cool, in which case I take full responsibility.