My Children (trust Im Larry's And Ash's Dad)

behind the screen this is who I am

this is my motivation for today

Do eat skin of baby?

No but I'm very moist. Much like a baby out the womb

snen i was,

a young snoy,

my snather,

The Greaser’s Favorite & Least Favorite Things In The Modern World.

➼ Darry Curtis:

-Favorite Thing: Twitter (I can’t explain this) -Least Favorite Thing: Inflation💀💀

➼ Ponyboy Curtis:

-Favorite Thing: Broadway Musicals -Least Favorite Thing: Life 360 (Darry Uses It On Him)

➼ Sodapop Curtis:

-Favorite Thing: Taylor Swift -Least Favorite Thing: Search History

➼ Dallas Winston:

-Favorite Thing: Snapchat -Least Favorite Thing: Pepper Spray

➼ Steve Randle:

-Favorite Thing: Vapes -Least Favorite Thing: Dating Apps

➼ Two Bit Matthews:

-Favorite Thing: Disneyland -Least Favorite Thing: Drake (He follows the rap beef)

➼ Johnny Cade:

-Favorite Thing: Child Protection Services 😭😭😭😭 (I’m So Evil) -Least Favorite Thing: UBER Drives/Drivers

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

sorry i got a boner when you gave me a high five i just havent had anybody want me around in a long time

Something something coincidence I think not

IN THIS HOUSE WE LOVE AND APPRECIATE STEVE RANDLE

"Hes a little guy with a big butt" -my friend 2025 😭🙏