Salem, Massachusetts 17th Century

Salem, Massachusetts 17th Century

Minister: Samuel Warren, you’ve been accused of being a witch. Are you guilty?

Samuel: Actually, your excellence, the correct term is Warlock

Minister: What?

Jury: What?

Minister: The name of the devil you serve is Warlock?

Samuel: No, the term for a male witch, which is also correctly known as Wicca, is Warlock.

Minister: …

Samuel: If you’re going to judge me for being a ‘witch’, the least you could do is learn the terms right.

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