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Can you write a scenario where Iida keep doing accidental innuendos while speaking to the class and they just lose it and laugh their ass off while he has no clue of what is going on?

My brain every day: comes up with numerous sexual innuendos up the ass

My brain trying to write this: …what 

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“Alright guys! We have to keep thrusting forward! Quicker, faster, harder let’s go! Push yourselves!”

Iida’s booming voice rang throughout the training room, trying to motivate his fellow classmates through their free work out day. However, he stopped his sprints and looked at them all in confusion when he heard them chucked at his words, mainly Kaminari and Sero who also seemed to be giving each other a look.

“Stop goofing off and go work on that power rack, and make sure to spot each other!” he instructed them while pointing to the various weight machines. Another snicker came from the two of them but Iida chose to ignore it. 

His attention was grabbed when he head Ashido’s voice excitedly cheering and he looked over to see her standing next to Jirou, both of them standing over Yaoyorozu as she was planking. “Ah, good job girls! Way to double team Yaoyorozu with positivity!”

“Wha-” Yaoyorozu’s face was red as she dropped from her plank, grunting as she hit the ground hard. Jirou just looked up at Iida, unblinking, while Ashido began to laugh, trying to muffle the sound with her hand. 

“Hm? What’s so funny?”

Ashido managed to speak between laughs, “N-nothing Iida.” She wasn’t going to tell him just yet, finding too much amusement in how clueless he was.

“Well, alright then. If you need me, I’m just going to go over there to clean and jerk.”

“IIDA!” Yaoyorozu and Jirou shouted before they started to laugh as well.

“What?” he asked, looking around as he saw others watching them and some laughing as well. “I mean, I could work on my snatch instead,” he thought out loud, debating the pros and cons of the different weight lifting styles in his head. 

Then the laughter increased in volume and Iida was more confused than ever, looking around to see the majority of his classmates clutching their stomachs while some were even on the ground. Even Aizawa who was sat in the corner observing them was rolling his eyes and chuckling to himself. Iida’s patience of not knowing was starting to get on his nerves.

“Can someone please tell me what’s so funny?”

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Sorry for sending in so many. I just really love your writing my dude. :D Anyway, lets say Coco, Velvet, Ruby, and Yang learn that someone was trying to seduce their s/o. The girls fear the worse but when they go to the place this person is and see them talking to their s/o. they hear the s/o say, 'I hope to marry the girl I am dating one day.' and 'If you try again we may have a problem.' Before they turn to walk away from the shocked person. How do they react and reward them? :)

Coco

-She was about to choke a bitch. 

-Coco takes her best chain on bullets and runs over to the place of this said person.

-Though when she enter, she could see that her S/O and the other person are sitting on the couch. 

-At this point she’s seething with anger, though before she could do anything else, her S/O speaks up.

-”Look, I do appreciate you trying to hit on me, but there’s a certain person back home that I intend to make my wife one day. If you have a problem with that, then you can speak to her in person.”

-She just stands there, I mean she knew they loved her but, wife?

-As her partner turns the corner, they freeze as she stares at them with one of her trademark looks.

-”Oh! Hey, Coco! I was just….look, I know it looks bad but I can-.”

-She cuts them off by smacking her lips against there. 

-”So….wife huh?”

-Oh she was not gonna let this down for weeks.

-Though she would do after she gave them a little…reward.

Velvet

-Now Velvet was normally a sweet, kind, and gentle girl.

-Though if you started to hit on her S/O then she was gonna go full Australian on your sorry ass.

-As she was right about to confront the two, she could see you two sitting at a table in the cafe. 

-She was about to burst into tears until her S/O spoke up.

-”I really appreciate your interest in me, but I have my own little bunny in my life. A bunny I intend to marry….and that sounded so much better in my head, the point is, I really appreciate it, but trust me you do NOT want to make her ang-.” 

-They were cut off as they caught sight at Velvet.

-”Oh! Well would you look at the time I really need to go and do something that doesn’t involve me being here.”

-Velvet ran up to them and grabbed them by the wrist.

-”Look, it’s not what it looks like! I swear I never wanted to-.” 

-Velvet cut them off with a hug.

-”Come on ya big lug, let’s go to somewhere more…private.”

Yang.

-She. Was. Gonna. Choke. A. Bitch!

-Then she would trash there place.

-Trash there car.

-Trash there face. 

-You get the point.

-Though when she saw her S/O sitting with the other person, she was gonna choke TWO bitches. 

-Before she could though, her S/O spoke up.

-”Listen, I don’t really know who you are, but I really wouldn’t go down the road your going down, you’ll find yourself in the shambles of your home. And that would be done by the woman I hope to make my wife some….day.”

-Slowly stopped when they saw Yang with the biggest shit eating grin on her face. 

-”…..I need to go.”

-”So….Wife eh?” 

-Would NEVER let them live this down. 

-Though if she were going to be there wife, then she would have to give them the proper treatment.

Ruby

-Honestly? She would think it was just a casual hang out, though Weiss wouldn’t stop insisting that they were cheating on them.

-She saw that her S/O was sitting on a bench with some other person. 

-Before she could say hi, her S/O speaks up.

-”Now listen here, I don’t really know who you are, but I have my own little rose back home and-.” 

-”Really? Little Rose Bud?” 

-Her S/O slowly turns towards them with a nervous smile.

-”OH, hey Ruby.” 

-”Hiya!” 

-”W-what are you doing here?”

-Ruby walks up and pecks you on the cheek.

-”Proving Weiss wrong.”

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