Alright Babes, Uquiz Time.

I wonder if people in an Urban Fantasy setting have to worry about mimics posing as packages at their doors

How would Frury, Lilith and Uriel react to finding a human who is currently fighting a rather large demon and just before they could intervene, assuming they wanted to, the human kills it? (This human would become their future S.o but you know. First impressions are important. XD) Thanks friend. :)

|| I’m sorry for how long this took to make, I’ve just bee really busy lately. I hope you don’t mind the scenarios being as long as they are either. I wanted to test my luck with typing out long responses. Enjoy! (btw Lilith is hard to write for!)||

Fury:

Fury looked worriedly on as she rushed to save the human, whip drawn and pulled taut between her fists. The Trauma was charging towards them and coming in fast, just a little too fast for her to get there in time.

Just as the Trauma reared and Fury pulled her whip back over her head, she heard the small human let out a blood curdling yell and she noticed it chuck a spear-like piece of shrapnel at the raging beast. It hit the Trauma full force in the throat, effectively slicing it open just enough to half-drown it in its own blood and bile. Fury stopped dead in her tracks, hands and whip falling down to her sides and a look of awe splashing against her pale face.

She watched you walk up to the writhing demon, rip the shrapnel out of it’s throat, and plunge it back in again and again. The more times you stabbed the more she was placed back into the reality of the situation.

Fury regained herself and walked over to the mess, trying to approach the situation as cautiously as she could, even speaking in low tones so as not to surprise the human.

“Human…”

You whipped your head around to see this tall woman with deep, wine colored hair. You assumed she was another monster to slay and you raised the shrapnel in front of yourself, brandishing it like a spear.

“Easy now, little one, it’s okay,” Fury raised her hands in caution.

“Who are you?” you asked, backing away slowly.

Fury gently grabbed the end of your weapon and gave it a little tug, signaling you to let go. You oblige, albeit a bit begrudgingly, no longer seeing her as a threat but still unsure of her intentions. She then placed it on the ground beside her, never breaking eye contact.

“There will be time to explain all of that later, now come with me.”

You wander off with Fury, the entire way explaining to her all that’s happened to you. She in turn tries to answer all the questions you have. There’s so much you have yet to learn and creatures much more menacing that litter your path.

Uriel:

Uriel surveyed the skies, flying low enough to see individual demons scattering along the ruined earth below. Ever since the Hunter incident she’d been careful to look closer just in case there were other survivors hiding from the demon spawn.

Soon enough she caught sight of a large Gore Claw swarming into a cramped alleyway to chase a small hooded figure.

A human!?

Uriel readied her halberd and nosedived, aiming for the figure. Her plan was to swoop in, pluck the human from the fray, and come back for the demon once the human was placed on a safe perch. However, the human had other plans.

You set up many booby traps that just lay waiting for the time when you needed to get out of a pinch or when a demon stupidly fell into one. All of that planning paid off when you found yourself ambushed by a horrific beast. You bobbed and wove under the rubble and through buildings to get to home base, a makeshift shelter in a part of town you knew well enough to booby trap. The alleyway you were currently running down had a small area of open ground that you’d filled with spikes and covered over in debris to make a trap hole. Thankfully you also made a small ramp that reached just far enough for you to jump over the trap and safely onto the other side.

The demon fell hard into the trap, shrieking as its body sunk onto the sharp pieces of metal shrapnel. It howled in pain for a short while and then grew quiet. The sound itself didn’t concern you, but rather how fast it died off. You, knowing better than to look back until you had the higher ground, just couldn’t resist a little peek into the hole just to be safe. 

Just as you prepared to take a quick glance at the carnage, a hand on your shoulder startled you, and in whipping your head around, you failed to notice the demon’s tail catch your leg to pull you in with it. It pulled hard, causing you to slip backwards with a shriek.

The hand that startled you reached out swiftly to catch you by the wrist and pull you from the trap where the demon’s mouth sat wide open to catch you and devour you whole.

You hadn’t expected to be snuck up on, and Uriel hadn’t expected you to be so clever as to lead the demon into such a basic trap. She pulled you into her waiting arms and you thrashed hard against her, trying to break free from her superhuman grip.

“Let me go!”

“Be still human,” Uriel held your arms to your side waiting for you to stop fighting her.

You eased after a time and calmed down enough to see that your attacker was not a demon, and not threatening to hurt you.

“Who are you?”

“I am Uriel of the Hellguard. I’m impressed with your fortitude, human,” she let her grip slacken a little before continuing, “now let’s take you to safety.”

Before you could protest, Uriel picked you up, holding you firmly to her chest, and launched from the alley back to her squadron, nearly knocking breath out of you. You were unsure of the situation, but were in no position to object.

Lilith:

Lilith heard there were some human’s still managing to survive on the ruined earth, and this piqued her interests greatly. It was rare that she’d had a human in her chambers, and she had little power to go and find some for herself, so she did the next best thing and resorted to bargaining with three of Samael’s remaining servants to help her gain access to one of the last survivors, and with her status, who were they to say “no”? 

Off went the troops she employed to retrieve her precious cargo from the Third Kingdom while she waited patiently in her chambers. She was hopeful that by the time a human had been brought to her, it wouldn’t be too badly injured to give her a little bit of fun.

Lilith watched through her magical hand mirror in amusement as the demons poked and prodded you into a corner. You were a hard one to catch and you looked to be giving them quite the bit of trouble. She could also see they were being rough with you, something she expected and even permitted to an extent. What she couldn’t have expected though was how dangerous humans could be: you, a tiny little human that looked like it barely reached her belly button in height, ferociously killed one of the phantom guard she had sent. All of it happening almost too fast for Lilith to react.

You pulled from your sleeve what looked to be a bone that was sharpened to a point on either side and jumped on the demon’s chest, driving it in deep, stabbing again and again roughly ten times before turning on the other two who were encroaching in on you.

“You want some of this!?” you shouted at them, brandishing your double ended bone knife. They looked at each other and snarled in agreement before turning to pounce on you. 

One of them caught you in the side before you could maneuver out of the way, and the taste of you blood on the air distracted them both for a moment. This gave you some time to hurl a crudely made smoke pellet into one of their faces, hitting square in the eyes. Both were mildly distracted by the fog with the mostly blind one attacking the other in the haze, providing some cover for you to hightail it out of there a safe distance away. But they would be after you soon enough, with the smell of your fresh blood giving them a clear trail to follow

Lilith reclined into her throne, a pleased smile playing at her lips.

Humans are such interesting creatures.

This unexpected game of cat and mouse appealed to her and she couldn’t wait to see who would win.

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Ok here's something I would would be absolutely hilarious. How would Taiyang and qrow react to ruby (or yang your choice) having a male S/O that's build like a house, and like three times their size (basically gladio from final fantasy LMAOO) (also if you want, can you do Blakes parents for Blake too? You don't have to only if you want) keep up the good work!

Lol, can you imagine?! Especially with cute little Rubes!

Ruby

1. “Damn!” Is exclaimed simultaneously by both men when they lay eyes on the behemoth of a boyfriend their tiny Little Red had brought home.

2. Of course, Taiyang is going to ask “how’s the weather up there?” almost immediately after the shock wears off.

3. Taiyang is both relieved and worried at the same time. Someone as tall and well built as this could probably protect his baby girl from just about anything. I mean, it looks like the dude could wrestle a Beringel to the ground! At the same time, that strength worries him.  He could hurt his baby girl; accidentally or otherwise.

4. Qrow’s not terribly concerned either way. He knows Ruby can handle herself. Of course, that doesn’t mean that if the guy ever raises a hand to her he won’t make sure he loses that whole damn arm, and he makes sure to tell him that.

5. If Ruby picked him though, chances are he’s a big teddy bear and the whole fam will love him.

Blake

1. Her parents are quite impressed. Though it may seem a bit primitive, the fact that they are part animal means that they are more in tune with their instincts. And instincts tell them “this guy is gonna produce some strong offspring.” Good genes are always impressive for that reason.

2. Of course, that’s not enough to get him in their good graces. Ghira is still top dog, err…. cat, in this house and that boy is going to have to prove he is worthy of dating his daughter.

3. Staring contests and feats of machismo will ensue.

4. Kali will tease Blake relentlessly and ask all sorts of embarrassing questions like “So, is he big everywhere?”

5. The two males’ show of dominance will likely get their lovers more than a little hot and bothered. It’ll probably be one of the only times Blake will be able to have sex in that house. Ghira will be too distracted by his wife’s immense thirst  to notice what is taking place down the hall and barge in to strangle the poor boy. It’ll probably be the best sex either of the men had ever had.

A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they’re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.

OH SHIT CINDER IS THE ONE WITH THE FLAMES BUT THE ONLY ONE THAT IS BURNING PEOPLE IS RAVEN