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D̷e̸a̶r̵e̷s̶t̴ ̸B̴o̴n̷e̸-̵B̷r̵i̷t̵t̶l̷e̴ ̸H̵u̷m̶a̴n̸,̶

̶I̸ ̸c̸o̵u̸l̷d̵n̷'̵t̴ ̷h̵a̷v̸e̴ ̴a̴s̷k̶e̵d̴ ̵f̸o̷r̷ ̵a̸ ̵b̵e̸t̸t̸e̷r̴ ̶s̸o̵u̶r̵c̴e̶ ̷o̴f̴ ̸f̴o̶o̵d̴ ̵t̶h̵a̷n̵ ̴R̷e̴v̵e̵r̶e̷n̴d̵ ̵S̵w̷a̷n̸s̷o̵n̷ ̷—̴ ̸t̷h̷a̴t̵ ̶t̵r̶e̸m̴b̷l̶i̵n̸g̵ ̸a̸l̷c̴o̴h̶o̵l̸-̸s̴o̵a̵k̷e̷d̴ ̷s̷a̷c̶k̶ ̶o̷f̵ ̵r̵e̶g̶r̷e̸t̵s̶ ̶—̴ ̴a̸n̴d̷ ̵B̵i̷l̵l̴ ̶W̷i̴l̸l̴i̷a̷m̷s̵o̶n̶,̶ ̷t̵h̵a̷t̵ ̵o̵v̶e̷r̵g̸r̵o̶w̶n̸ ̸m̶a̸n̷ ̸w̸i̷t̵h̵ ̷t̴h̶e̷ ̵I̴Q̶ ̸o̴f̵ ̵a̵ ̶c̷o̶n̸c̴u̸s̸s̴e̸d̷ ̴m̶u̴l̴e̷.̵ ̷L̴e̶t̸ ̶m̸e̵ ̷t̴e̵l̴l̵ ̴y̶o̴u̷ ̵h̷o̸w̷ ̶w̶e̸ ̴b̷r̸o̷k̴e̶ ̵t̶h̵e̶m̵.̶

̴S̵w̵a̴n̸s̴o̶n̶ ̷p̵i̶s̵s̵e̵d̶ ̸h̶i̸m̶s̷e̴l̶f̴ ̶b̵e̴f̵o̵r̵e̴ ̸w̶e̵ ̴e̵v̸e̵n̷ ̸g̴o̵t̵ ̸t̴h̵e̵ ̶r̷o̴p̸e̵s̸ ̴o̵n̶ ̴h̵i̴m̸.̴ ̶B̴e̴g̷g̷e̸d̶ ̸J̶e̸s̸u̵s̵ ̷t̴o̶ ̶s̴a̷v̴e̵ ̴h̸i̵m̴.̴ ̸J̸e̴s̷u̸s̵.̵ ̵A̴s̷ ̶i̴f̸ ̴t̶h̷a̵t̸ ̵b̸a̵s̶t̸a̶r̷d̸ ̶e̷v̵e̴r̷ ̷l̴i̶s̷t̶e̵n̴e̵d̶.̴ ̷S̶o̴ ̸w̴e̸ ̵g̶a̷v̸e̶ ̶h̵i̶m̴ ̴a̷ ̴n̵e̴w̷ ̴g̸o̴d̶ ̴t̶o̵ ̴p̴r̷a̴y̸ ̷t̵o̶:̸ ̶m̶e̶.̸ ̵F̵i̶r̷s̸t̵,̸ ̸w̴e̶ ̷s̷t̵r̸i̴p̵p̸e̸d̷ ̴h̷i̴m̶ ̵b̴a̸r̷e̵ ̶a̶n̵d̶ ̴c̵a̷r̴v̸e̴d̶ ̸h̶i̴s̷ ̴f̶a̴v̶o̶r̸i̶t̵e̵ ̴h̷y̷m̵n̷ ̷i̷n̷t̶o̷ ̴h̶i̷s̵ ̷c̴h̴e̷s̴t̴,̴ ̵a̵n̴d̷ ̷w̵e̵ ̸e̶v̵e̸n̶ ̷a̵l̸l̷o̶w̴e̷d̷ ̸h̶i̵m̵ ̷t̵o̶ ̷s̵i̸n̸g̴ ̶i̴t̷ ̴w̸h̶i̶l̶e̷ ̶w̴e̵ ̸w̵o̵r̵k̴e̴d̷.̷ ̷T̸h̶e̵n̸,̸ ̶w̷e̸ ̷r̶e̵p̵l̶a̵c̵e̸d̶ ̴h̸i̴s̷ ̶a̴l̷c̷o̴h̸o̴l̸ ̶b̷o̴t̸t̵l̴e̶ ̵w̵i̸t̷h̸ ̶k̴e̵r̸o̶s̵e̵n̷e̴.̶ ̶D̵r̸a̶n̶k̷ ̸i̵t̴ ̸d̷o̸w̶n̵ ̸l̵i̴k̶e̷ ̴c̵o̵m̷m̶u̷n̶i̴o̴n̷ ̸w̸i̸n̸e̵,̷ ̵h̴e̵ ̷d̵i̴d̷.̴ ̶S̴c̷r̸e̶a̸m̴e̷d̵ ̴h̶o̸l̶y̷ ̴h̵e̷l̵l̶ ̴w̸h̵e̷n̷ ̶w̷e̵ ̸l̵i̷t̶ ̸a̴ ̷m̸a̶t̵c̵h̴ ̸u̸n̷d̷e̴r̶ ̷h̵i̸s̷ ̸c̶h̵i̵n̶.̸ ̴F̸i̴n̶a̶l̷l̷y̵,̴ ̸w̵e̷ ̶h̵u̴n̵g̶ ̷h̷i̸m̶ ̵u̶p̴s̵i̸d̸e̶-̴d̵o̷w̸n̵ ̵o̵v̶e̴r̶ ̸a̴ ̷f̶i̷r̷e̴.̶ ̴L̸i̸s̵t̶e̷n̵e̴d̴ ̷t̴o̵ ̶h̵i̸m̸ ̷s̶o̸b̵ ̴f̸o̶r̸ ̵m̸e̴r̴c̷y̵ ̸w̵h̶i̶l̵e̸ ̵h̷i̸s̵ ̶t̴e̴a̴r̷s̴ ̸e̷v̴a̷p̵o̵r̸a̴t̵e̵d̶ ̴m̷i̶d̷-̷a̷i̷r̷.̶ ̶T̶o̶o̷k̸ ̸h̶o̴u̸r̷s̵ ̵f̵o̴r̷ ̸h̷i̸m̶ ̷t̵o̸ ̶s̶t̶o̴p̸ ̵t̷w̷i̴t̶c̸h̶i̶n̸g̵.̶ ̷F̷u̴n̵n̸y̵ ̷t̵h̵i̷n̵g̷ ̶—̷ ̷t̵u̷r̴n̸s̸ ̴o̷u̷t̴ ̶a̴ ̴p̵r̶e̵a̴c̷h̶e̸r̸'̷s̷ ̶l̸u̸n̴g̸s̷ ̵m̵a̶k̵e̷ ̴a̸ ̸l̶o̶v̷e̶l̶y̶ ̵a̶c̶c̶o̴r̵d̴i̴o̶n̸.̸

̵W̴e̵ ̶m̶a̵s̷s̴a̷g̵e̴d̴ ̵a̵ ̴c̷i̸t̵r̶u̸s̷ ̴a̸n̶d̶ ̴f̸i̵r̶e̴ ̴a̴n̵t̶ ̵r̴u̷b̴ ̴—̴ ̵c̷o̶n̷s̸i̴s̴t̵i̸n̵g̵ ̵o̶f̶ ̸l̷e̸m̶o̴n̵ ̸a̸n̷t̶s̶,̷ ̷f̵i̷r̷e̵ ̵a̸n̸t̶s̶,̴ ̸w̵i̶l̸d̴ ̶t̷h̵y̶m̵e̶,̴ ̴c̷r̸u̵s̴h̷e̷d̴ ̶b̵l̴a̶c̷k̵ ̴p̸e̴p̶p̴e̸r̸,̶ ̷d̴r̶i̸e̶d̷ ̶l̸e̶m̴o̸n̷ ̸p̵e̸e̸l̸,̵ ̸a̷n̵d̴ ̸s̵a̷l̸t̸ ̵—̷ ̴i̵n̷t̶o̵ ̴h̴i̵s̴ ̴f̴l̴e̸s̸h̵ ̴t̶o̸ ̶a̷d̵d̷ ̷a̶ ̶b̵r̶i̴g̸h̶t̸,̸ ̶z̵e̸s̸t̷y̶ ̴h̵e̴a̷t̵.̵ ̸I̶t̷ ̸t̷u̴r̵n̵e̶d̴ ̵h̵i̴m̸ ̸i̸n̵t̷o̶ ̴a̴ ̶l̷i̷v̴i̵n̸g̸ ̵s̶p̴i̴c̸e̵ ̶r̵a̸c̸k̷.̴ ̸H̴i̵s̵ ̷s̸c̴r̴e̸a̶m̸s̷ ̶s̸e̶a̵s̵o̵n̴e̷d̸ ̸t̶h̸e̸ ̶a̸i̴r̶.̶ ̷B̵y̷ ̴t̷h̵e̵ ̴t̵i̴m̶e̸ ̷t̸h̴e̵ ̸f̴i̵r̴e̶ ̷l̴i̶c̵k̵e̵d̷ ̷h̵i̸s̷ ̴b̷o̶n̷e̷s̴,̴ ̵h̴e̶ ̴s̷m̷e̷l̷l̸e̵d̶ ̸l̸i̸k̷e̶ ̶a̶ ̴c̴i̷t̷r̸u̷s̶ ̶g̸r̸o̶v̸e̵ ̶i̸n̶ ̵J̶u̶l̸y̴ ̷—̸ ̷b̴r̸i̴g̸h̶t̷,̸ ̴t̴a̴n̵g̶y̷,̴ ̴b̴u̶r̴n̸i̵n̵g̵.̸ ̴A̶n̷d̵ ̵t̷h̵e̴ ̷t̶a̴s̵t̵e̷?̴ ̵F̷i̴r̷s̷t̸ ̶b̴i̴t̷e̴:̵ ̸z̶e̵s̴t̸.̶ ̵S̴e̵c̴o̶n̶d̸:̵ ̶s̵p̶i̸c̶y̶.̷ ̶T̸h̸o̴s̶e̷ ̴a̷n̸t̵s̴ ̸a̸i̶n̶'̸t̷ ̶j̵u̵s̸t̸ ̸f̷o̴r̸ ̶s̵h̵o̸w̸.̸ ̴T̴h̷i̸r̴d̶:̸ ̶r̷e̴p̷e̸n̷t̶a̸n̷c̸e̶.̷ ̷T̷h̶y̵m̵e̸ ̵a̸n̷d̷ ̸s̸a̸l̴t̶,̸ ̷l̴i̵k̸e̴ ̴t̵h̸e̴ ̶e̴a̶r̸t̵h̶ ̶i̴t̸s̵e̸l̴f̶ ̸b̴e̷g̸g̴e̷d̵ ̴f̵o̵r̵g̷i̷v̶e̶n̷e̴s̴s̶.̸ ̸I̸ ̸s̸a̷v̶e̶d̴ ̴t̶h̷e̷ ̵h̷e̶a̸r̸t̸ ̶f̸o̷r̶ ̷l̶a̵s̶t̶.̴ ̵A̴t̵e̶ ̴i̴t̴ ̵r̴a̴w̴.̵ ̶T̷a̶s̸t̵e̶d̸ ̸l̷i̶k̸e̴ ̴f̴e̶a̸r̶ ̷a̷n̴d̴ ̶c̵h̷e̸a̷p̶ ̶a̵l̶c̵o̸h̸o̸l̷.̷ ̸D̷i̸v̷i̴n̴e̷.̸

̵N̸o̸w̸,̶ ̷B̴i̸l̷l̷?̴ ̵T̶h̶a̶t̴ ̸l̸u̵m̶m̸o̴x̵ ̶f̶o̸u̴g̸h̶t̷ ̸l̸i̸k̷e̶ ̷a̶ ̸c̶o̷r̴n̵e̵r̶e̶d̵ ̷b̵o̸a̸r̸.̵ ̶B̵r̶o̷k̶e̶ ̷t̶w̴o̷ ̷o̵f̴ ̴S̶e̴a̶n̶’̴s̷ ̴f̴i̷n̸g̵e̴r̴s̸ ̷b̸e̸f̴o̵r̴e̶ ̵w̷e̸ ̶g̷o̸t̴ ̷h̶i̴m̸ ̶t̴r̵u̷s̴s̶e̴d̶ ̷u̴p̷.̴ ̴B̶u̵t̸ ̷b̵r̷a̵v̷e̸r̶y̸'̸s̸ ̵j̷u̸s̸t̴ ̶s̵t̵u̵p̴i̸d̷i̸t̷y̴ ̸i̵n̷ ̴a̵ ̸n̵i̷c̷e̶r̵ ̵h̶a̸t̷.̸ ̶W̴e̵ ̵s̶k̵i̶n̴n̵e̷d̷ ̴h̵i̵s̵ ̴a̴r̵m̶s̸ ̶r̵a̷w̶,̶ ̶l̷i̸k̶e̶ ̸p̶e̵e̵l̴i̶n̵g̵ ̷b̸a̴r̴k̷ ̸o̶f̷f̵ ̵a̶ ̸t̵r̶e̶e̷.̸ ̶U̸s̴e̵d̵ ̵h̴i̸s̶ ̴o̷w̸n̷ ̴k̵n̴i̴f̶e̸.̸ ̶P̴o̸e̸t̸i̸c̸ ̶j̶u̷s̴t̵i̴c̸e̵,̴ ̸D̸u̴t̵c̵h̶ ̷w̶o̴u̵l̸d̸ ̷c̴a̵l̵l̷ ̷i̶t̷.̶ ̴F̴e̵d̴ ̶h̶i̶m̷ ̶h̴i̵s̶ ̶t̵r̷i̶g̷g̴e̶r̵ ̵f̵i̸n̶g̴e̶r̴.̶ ̶C̸h̸o̸k̸e̶d̶ ̴'̷e̶m̴ ̸d̵o̸w̶n̵ ̴w̴i̴t̶h̸ ̵a̶ ̶s̴i̶d̶e̵ ̸o̴f̸ ̶h̵i̶s̸ ̸o̷w̴n̸ ̵b̸l̸o̶o̷d̸.̴ ̶S̷t̶u̶f̸f̶e̸d̶ ̷h̷i̶s̵ ̵m̶o̸u̵t̷h̴ ̶w̴i̷t̴h̶ ̷g̵u̷n̸p̷o̷w̷d̶e̴r̶ ̶a̵n̵d̷ ̴s̶e̷w̴e̸d̸ ̷i̸t̵ ̴s̴h̷u̷t̸.̶ ̸Y̵o̴u̷ ̶k̴n̶o̸w̵ ̸t̸h̶a̷t̴ ̶h̶e̴'̶s̶ ̶a̴l̷w̵a̵y̶s̷ ̸b̶e̴e̴n̸ ̵a̷ ̵t̵a̴l̷k̶e̵r̷.̵ ̶H̴i̴s̸ ̸f̶i̵n̸g̷e̵r̶s̶?̵ ̶S̵n̶a̵p̷p̸e̴d̶ ̶'̴e̵m̷ ̷o̶n̶e̶ ̸b̷y̷ ̶o̴n̷e̵.̶ ̶F̴e̸d̴ ̷t̷h̶e̴ ̵p̴i̷n̵k̴i̶e̸s̸ ̴t̶o̴ ̵m̷y̷ ̵h̴o̶r̸s̴e̵.̸ ̵T̶h̷e̸ ̶r̸e̷s̸t̸?̸ ̸S̷e̷a̶s̶o̷n̵i̷n̴'̴ ̸f̸o̸r̶ ̶t̸h̴e̵ ̵m̷a̶i̴n̷ ̶c̴o̴u̵r̵s̴e̷.̵ ̶

̸F̶o̸r̵ ̵B̸i̸l̶l̸ ̶W̸i̶l̸l̵i̶a̷m̴s̵o̵n̸,̶ ̴w̵e̴ ̵u̶s̸e̴d̵ ̴a̵ ̵n̸u̸t̵t̷y̶ ̵c̵r̴i̸c̶k̸e̴t̷ ̵c̵r̸u̵s̵t̸ ̷—̵ ̴c̵r̸i̶c̵k̶e̸t̵s̸,̷ ̵c̶r̵u̸s̵h̷e̴d̵ ̷s̶a̸g̷e̷,̷ ̶r̸o̴s̵e̴m̶a̴r̶y̸,̵ ̶a̵n̷d̸ ̸w̵i̴l̸d̷ ̸g̶a̴r̷l̴i̸c̵.̴ ̶W̴e̷ ̸c̸a̷r̶v̵e̶d̴ ̶t̴r̸o̶p̸h̷y̷ ̵c̴u̷t̶s̷ ̶(̵r̶i̴b̴s̶ ̶a̷n̷d̶ ̵f̶l̴a̸n̸k̶s̷)̸ ̴a̵n̸d̶ ̸p̵r̵e̸s̵s̶e̴d̵ ̸t̴h̶e̶ ̶c̴r̶u̸s̵t̷ ̶i̷n̵t̵o̴ ̴t̵h̸e̶ ̴m̶e̶a̵t̶s̵’̵ ̵s̴u̷r̸f̷a̸c̵e̶s̷,̶ ̶b̶i̸n̷d̸i̸n̶g̸ ̸w̸i̴t̵h̷ ̴b̶l̶o̷o̴d̵ ̵a̶n̴d̵ ̶f̵a̶t̸ ̸t̵o̸ ̵f̷o̴r̷m̵ ̵a̵ ̶c̵h̴a̸r̸r̴e̷d̶,̸ ̵c̷r̸a̷c̴k̶l̷i̸n̷g̶ ̸s̶h̷e̸l̷l̷.̷ ̷H̶e̴ ̵w̵a̴s̷ ̵a̵ ̵f̷u̴l̸l̴-̵o̷u̵t̵ ̵d̶i̷n̷n̷e̷r̷,̴ ̷S̴w̸a̴n̷s̴o̸n̵ ̵w̶a̶s̸ ̷m̴e̸r̸e̶l̴y̷ ̴a̸n̴ ̸a̸p̸p̷e̸t̶i̵z̶e̶r̷.̵ ̷A̶t̶e̴ ̸h̸i̷m̸ ̵a̶t̵ ̶3̵ ̴A̸M̷.̸ ̶F̵i̴r̴s̴t̴ ̷B̵i̷t̴e̷:̷ ̷T̵h̷e̵ ̴l̷e̷g̵.̷ ̸C̴r̸i̸s̷p̷ ̶a̸s̶ ̵a̶u̶t̴u̵m̴n̴ ̴l̴e̸a̸v̷e̴s̶,̴ ̶c̷r̵a̸c̶k̴l̷i̶n̵'̴ ̶w̴i̶t̷h̴ ̵c̷r̵i̵c̴k̵e̴t̵ ̶l̵e̵g̵s̸.̶ ̶S̴e̸c̵o̷n̸d̵:̷ ̴T̴h̵e̸ ̷h̵e̴a̶r̷t̴.̴ ̷C̶h̴e̷w̶y̸.̶ ̶M̶a̵r̵i̵n̵a̸t̴e̵d̶ ̵i̵n̸ ̷b̴o̵u̶r̸b̷o̷n̵ ̴a̴n̴d̷ ̴t̷o̶p̷p̵e̸d̷ ̶w̷i̷t̴h̸ ̷a̸ ̶s̴a̶g̵e̸ ̴l̶e̸a̵f̶.̸ ̵T̷h̸i̷r̵d̷:̷ ̴T̶h̸e̷ ̴l̴i̴v̴e̵r̵.̴ ̴S̴w̶o̵l̸l̷e̸n̸ ̷w̷i̵t̴h̶ ̶t̸o̷x̶i̵n̴s̷.̵ ̷P̶e̷r̸f̵e̷c̷t̶.̶ ̷W̵e̸ ̵s̵a̷v̵e̸d̸ ̵h̴i̷s̴ ̸t̴o̸n̸g̴u̸e̷ ̸f̶o̶r̴ ̷A̴r̴t̷h̵u̸r̸.̶ ̴T̸e̵l̸l̸ ̸h̸i̴m̴ ̶i̸t̷'̷s̸ ̷p̷i̴c̵k̵l̶e̶d̵ ̷i̵n̷ ̷a̴ ̴j̸a̸r̸ ̸a̶t̶ ̷S̷i̵x̸ ̶P̵o̸i̴n̵t̵ ̶C̸a̸b̸i̷n̴.̵ ̵C̸o̸m̶e̸ ̷a̸n̸d̸ ̶g̸e̷t̴ ̸i̶t̸.̵ ̶N̸o̷w̷,̷ ̵y̶o̵u̵ ̶d̶o̵ ̶r̷e̶a̸l̴i̴z̵e̷ ̴t̶h̸a̸t̶ ̴n̵o̷ ̶o̷n̴e̴ ̴c̴a̴n̸ ̴s̷a̷v̶e̷ ̸y̷o̵u̷.̷ ̵A̴i̴n̷'̶t̶ ̸n̸o̷ ̴g̴a̶n̸g̴ ̸b̴i̸g̷ ̶e̸n̴o̴u̵g̷h̵,̷ ̷n̷o̸ ̶h̸o̸l̵e̴ ̷d̵e̵e̵p̷ ̶e̵n̶o̷u̶g̸h̶.̵

̴Y̶o̸u̵'̷r̷e̶ ̵n̷e̸x̸t̶,̵

̶C̷o̷l̴m̸ ̶O̴’̶D̵r̷i̷s̷c̶o̵l̷l̵

̴P̶.̴S̴.̸ ̸T̷h̷a̶n̸k̶ ̸y̴o̵u̶ ̶f̶o̶r̷ ̶m̶y̴ ̵d̵i̵n̷n̶e̸r̷.̷ ̸T̵h̴e̴y̴ ̵w̸e̶r̴e̴ ̶d̷e̴l̶i̶c̴i̶o̴u̵s̶.̷ ̴I̷ ̸c̴a̴n̸'̴t̶ ̸w̸a̸i̷t̶ ̷t̶o̸ ̴h̷a̶v̷e̷ ̷y̸o̸u̴ ̶f̶o̵r̵ ̷b̸r̴e̷a̵k̷f̵a̷s̷t̷ ̶t̸o̴m̶o̶r̸r̶o̷w̸ ̵—̵ ̷w̶h̵e̵n̴ ̸y̴o̸u̷ ̵t̴r̶y̶ ̶t̵o̴ ̶t̶r̶a̵c̷k̸ ̵m̴e̷ ̸d̴o̶w̵n̸,̷ ̴t̵h̸a̵t̸'̷s̸ ̴w̵h̸e̷n̷ ̶I̴'̴l̶l̵ ̵e̴a̵t̷ ̵y̴o̵u̶.̸

Hello Colm,

While i understand that my criticism of your handwriting may have felt hurtful or insulting i feel like the murder and consumption of both Orville Swanson and Bill Williamson is blowing this completely out of proportion.

Now, i may not be able to express myself as politely and well written as esquilone but a infamous gang leader like you are shouldn't be ignored none the less.

That being said and out of the way, i don't know how a rotting carcass of a man like you can have the audacity to call me brittle boned when your skin is probably going to peel off soon. Either way, you and 'your boys' will never find me. Not tomorrow and not anyday that i breathe. If you find me afterwards, i hope you choke on my flesh. I wish you luck nonetheless.

Sincerely, VaronEatsEyes

P.s. Thank you for the recipe and cooking and cooking instructions. I'll be sure to remember them for our next meeting.

Had time to draw on my flight so here's a doodle of my cat :D.

She's a floof

may I please have zombie sean? pretty please?🥺

For sure :]

I don't think he's feeling too happy about decomposing :/

Somebody ripped his dress :[

Just started playing Gta and found one of those old fashioned glass pens. I wanted to draw Trevo anyway, so might aswell :P

I love the mullet version way to much.

Also tried to add some colour.

I don't know how to colour :|

Not nearly as bad as i remember it being. Gob does look a little like Dobby tho

I gave Micah some Maracas in Tomodachi life. He seems to be liking them a lot

Javier isn't as convinced.

Look at him go :D

can you tag graphic gore if its in the main tags please? thank you

Will do, my bad.

I can't play GTA right now since im om Holiday but i still wanted to draw Trevor's personal conspiracy man :]

Also added the sketch under the cut since I'm unsure if it's better.

Sketch i started out with and what i ended up with without editing.

Hope ya like it :D

Trevor and Michael Wip :D

Why are these old man so damn hard to draw???

For some reason i like to draw more teeth on a character than they actually have.