Discovered Alien Stage Recently And Now The Songs Are Stuck In My Head

Today at school I was just minding my own business doodling when my friend furry boy saw what I was drawing (it was a 🍆 with a 🎀 tied around the tip) and said he wanted one too but a robot version with no 🎀 and said he even wanted me to sign it so I was like sure gimme a piece of paper and I'll draw it for you so he gave me a piece of paper but then it was class time so I hadn't draw it yet and during class time I was like you know what I don't wanna draw this for free so I told him if he wanted me to draw it then he'll have to pay me and then he said okay how much and I was like how much are you willing to pay for it he then grabbed into his pocket and pulled out a bunch of coins and I decided on $20 cuz he had a shit ton of $5 coins but then someone else saw and he tried to gaslight the entire class into thinking that I was the one who wanted to draw him that for no reason and I was like bitch what you mean and he got angry for some reason (our classmates wasn't even listening they were all minding their own business) and snatched the perfectly reusable blank sheet of paper ripped it into shreds and slammed it in the garbage bin like what, are all furries like this?

It's raining dog shit + I almost got hit by a car

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is crying]

[I'm not lying!]

[I'm not a liar!]

[wwahhh...]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is spiralling]

[...not lying...not lying...]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

Is it weird if I find him adorable?

Beep beep autistic car incoming

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is recording both constellations]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks this is adorable!]

[The Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Being a Menace' bites the incarnation Kim Dokja] [>:3]

(He yelps in surprise.)

Ow??-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 1,000 coins]

[pretty please with a cherry on top? (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[I saw an anon get turned into a dumpling! can you turn me into a dumpling as well? I'll pay you! ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎]

[also hi! (๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

...

I did not turn anon into a dumpling.

I sold anon the dumpling.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouted]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they can pay him?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says hi!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they might have changed their mind about not bothering you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is asking if they could ask for your brother's kimchi recipe]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with pleading puppy dog eyes]

//is krs named roku henituse here?

Yeah no.

You ain't getting near that loser.

//yes

I'm surprised that cale's weak ass noodle arms are strong enough to hold him

raon growing up.....

big dog who still thinks he's a lap dog

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' with sparkling eyes]

[so soft! (⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I AM BACK! ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧]

[AND! I made something! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 'tomato scrambled egg dish']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' spent some probability to create a scenario]

[a new scenario has arrived!]

❲Category - sub

Difficulty - F

Description - take a bite of 'tomato scrambled egg dish'

Reward - 10000000 coins, a Yoo Joonghyuk in chinese dress and garter belt plush

Failure - you'll make Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cry❳

[try a bite pretty please? I tried so hard and spent so long making it just the way my mama makes it ( ≖⃙⃚᷄ ⍘ ≖⃙⃚᷅ )]

[you don't even need to take a bite of the tomato! you can just take a bite if the scrambled egg! Pretty please? ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚]

(He stared with complete wariness, grimacing as he stared down at the dish.)

.. There aren't any tomatoes inside the egg, are there..?

Their so pretty (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)!!!

long hair origin story

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