This Exactly Fits Lurien, But Hear Me Out. Give Him An Umbrella That Turns Into An Umbrella-rifle Or

Would you eat a purple carrot?

Considering purple carrots are a real thing, I'll try it.

Just as long as it's cooked first. But I'll do that to an orange carrot. 🥕

This is handy. Remember this ya'll! It's a life hack!

You know that thing where you see a gorgeous view (left) and try to take a picture of it, but your phone camera is a joyless fucking nihilist who refuses to see the beauty in anything and only sees this (right)

What's one thing from your childhood you'd love to do again if given the chance?

Considering that I still draw dragons, write stories, and play Pokemon, this is a hard question...

I say...go on roller coasters. Haven't been on one in years.

Okay, this could actually make sense. Also explains how the White Lady could know everything going on in Hallownest.

Alright, here me out...

What if the White Lady is a fungus?

(also have this old artwork I never posted)

How to draw ears, by me.

tip me a ko-fi!

Check out this little guy and support the artist!

11/14/19 Dacentrurus. The meaning of the name of this member of Stegosauria from the late Jurassic is “Tail Full of Points”. So…a pin cushion (ask your mom or grandmother). #sonjebovember #drawdinovember2019 #dinosaur #dacentrurus #sewing #pincushion #artistsoninstagram #animaldrawing #cuteanimals https://www.instagram.com/p/B422vRLjr2s/?igshid=1euzgg4cxscgd

Touched By an Angel

Well...I got four literal angels coming to save me. If by chance I do die, and death is a possibility here, then I have a good friend taking me home to God.

Rose jellyfish. Only visible to the broken hearted. Dispenses little bits of stardust till their hearts are mended, at which point the jellyfish disappears again. 🪼🌹✨

Penelope: I had the weirdest dream last night. An eagle swooped down from the heavens and killed 20 geese.

Odysseus, disguised as a beggar: Well, fair queen, clearly this means that your husband is coming home and will kill your suitors.

Penelope: If only there was a way to tell the eagle to hurry the fuck up.

Odysseus:

Penelope: *dumps a bunch of weapons at Odysseus’s feet*

Penelope: Clumsy me