Twin Boys

what's wrong babe you're barely anything

this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf

pumping gas at sheetz but forgot my car

when I THINk I'm just watching a video of a beautiful woman with an ethereal dress and light in her eyes but alas. it's an advertisement.

Cigarettes give you cancer, alcohol gives you cancer….. what’s next? the fire retardant in my ceiling that I like to inhale for good luck???

picture this: u are high rollin at the craps table, youve had a few drinks, gettin a little crazy, the juice is loose, & just when the excitement is at its peak, u toss those bad boys, both dice start leaking a viscous fluid. thats the rare double slimes babey, & youve just won a million fucking dollars

Cassandra Clare should have to apologize about that

Bats Fact #27

Whole Apple