Heroes of Olympus + Onion Headlines (2/?) [art: x x x x x x x]
in my shigadabi brainrot era folks
Yummylicious
Dabi stare tho 👀
Ding dong ditch with my grandson I'm dying 😭😭😭
everyone talks about lily and james looking over everyone in heaven and being so done w their shit but what abt euphemia and fleamont because just imagine.
"WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM ON THE DOORSTEP HE'S GOING TO DIE OF HYPOTHERMIA"
"monty im sure his aunt and uncle will find him and take care of him before that happens love"
"WHY ARE THEY PLAYING DING DONG DITCH WITH MY GRANDSON"
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"OH NO THEY DID NOT PUT MY GRANDSON IN A CUPBOARD"
"effie calm down love-"
"CALM DOWN???? CALM DOWN???? THEYRE STARVING MY GRANDSON AND YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?? PUT ME BACK ON EARTH SO I CAN HAUNT THESE BITCHES-"
"EFFIE!"
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"WHY IS VOLDEMORT BACK HARRY GET OUT OF THERE."
"THOSE FLAMES ARE NOT SAFE HARRY NO"
"Did he just murder his teacher"
"I believe so"
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"WHY WOULD YOU GO INTO THE CREEPY DARK CHAMBER OF DEATH HARRY NO"
"I'm sure he'll survive- IS THAT TOM RIDDLE HARRY GET OUT OF THERE"
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"WHY WOULD YOU BE OUT OF YOUR DORMS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHILE A MURDERER WANTS TO MURDER YOU HARRY"
"WHY DOES OUR GRANDSON HAVE A DEATH WISH"
"SIRIUS WHY NOT JUST TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED INSTEAD OF SOUNDING EVEN MORE GUILTY THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR DRAMA."
"SIRIUS THIS IS NOT HOW WE RAISED YOU! SIRIUS."
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"oh harry."
"THATS NOT MOODY THAT'S A DEATH EATER! HARRY!"
"DON'T GO TO THE MINISTRY HARRY NO!"
"MERLIN'S BEARD SIRIUS WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING SO CLOSE TO THE VEIL YOU COULD FALL INTO IT"
"I'm sure he won't be that stupi- GOD DAMN IT!"
"HARRY DONT CHASE AFTER HER LISTEN TO UNCLE REMUS HARRY."
"Oh for fucks sake give me a break."
"Monty!"
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE RAISED HIM TO DIE"
"effie-"
"PUT ME BACK ON EARTH SO I CAN KILL THIS MAN MYSELF"
"EFFIE!"
had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”
God bless that one creator on insta keeping the Walburga Black angst alive. God bless
“James Potter was a summer person”
“James Potter was a winter person”
James Potter couldn’t pick a favorite season because he didn’t want to hurt the other season’s feelings.
Forever angsting over these two. And forever projecting
Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood Clean from my hand?
not kissing a vampire after they drink your blood is like not kissing someone after they give you head. Where’s your class. intimacy
Aegon : my mom got married yesterday and the bride (rhaenyra) started her vows with "Ali, you are a bully" and proceeded to give like 50 examples of how she's bullied her in the last 10 years, and then she said "but you are MY bully, and I love you for it" and I started bawling. love is real
i don't hate snape's new casting because im racist, i hate it because of the trend in hollywood of casting black characters/characters of colour in roles of villains/morally corrupt people, and now the snape hate in the show will have an undertone of racism and children watching the show will subconsciously develop a slight disdain for the black community due to one of the only black characters in the show being horrible.
The running joke that Lloyd could pull all the dilf dick he wanted if he were so inclined will never not be funny.