Mabel: Grunkle Ford, you've broken up with people before right..?
Ford: Oh yeah, McGucket, Bill Cipher..
Mabel: I just don't know what to do about my current boyfriend..
Ford: Rick Sanchez, The Doctor, ugh, I think a couple Zygon in that same universe..
Mabel: Maybe I should just tell him how I feel and be honest about my emotions
Ford: A clone of myself, a living star..
Mabel: Yeah, I think that's exactly what I'll do. Thanks for talking to me Grunkle Ford :)
Ford: Captain James Kirk- Oh wait, I don't think I ever actually broke up with him.. No wonder he keeps trying to contact me..
i just read someone on twitter saying that sevika met silco because she thought he was a lesbian and tried to flirt with him at the last drop years ago i think im gonna piss myself
Aemond grumbling about Luke: My nephew-
Alys holding his hands lovingly: OUR nephew 😌
Aemond:
Satosugu coded poem ahahahahhahah
How do I tell you?
Someone I will never know again
About the verses written
Half awake, lost in daydreams
About things never to come?
Thoughts of you are shards of ice
Pierce my heart and burn
The fire consumes me and it takes all I have
To emerge from the flames
To live another day
I have a universe in me,
Ready to love you with all its might
My words to you bleed into constellations
Do you wish to loose yourself in me
My star?
"God, Sirius I can't believe you're insinuating that id ever earn my own money. i mean do I look like a hard worker to you?"
- Regulus Arcturus Black when asked about his career choice
When its finally mango season again
Ding dong ditch with my grandson I'm dying 😭😭😭
everyone talks about lily and james looking over everyone in heaven and being so done w their shit but what abt euphemia and fleamont because just imagine.
"WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM ON THE DOORSTEP HE'S GOING TO DIE OF HYPOTHERMIA"
"monty im sure his aunt and uncle will find him and take care of him before that happens love"
"WHY ARE THEY PLAYING DING DONG DITCH WITH MY GRANDSON"
...
"OH NO THEY DID NOT PUT MY GRANDSON IN A CUPBOARD"
"effie calm down love-"
"CALM DOWN???? CALM DOWN???? THEYRE STARVING MY GRANDSON AND YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?? PUT ME BACK ON EARTH SO I CAN HAUNT THESE BITCHES-"
"EFFIE!"
...
"WHY IS VOLDEMORT BACK HARRY GET OUT OF THERE."
"THOSE FLAMES ARE NOT SAFE HARRY NO"
"Did he just murder his teacher"
"I believe so"
...
"WHY WOULD YOU GO INTO THE CREEPY DARK CHAMBER OF DEATH HARRY NO"
"I'm sure he'll survive- IS THAT TOM RIDDLE HARRY GET OUT OF THERE"
..
"WHY WOULD YOU BE OUT OF YOUR DORMS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHILE A MURDERER WANTS TO MURDER YOU HARRY"
"WHY DOES OUR GRANDSON HAVE A DEATH WISH"
"SIRIUS WHY NOT JUST TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED INSTEAD OF SOUNDING EVEN MORE GUILTY THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR DRAMA."
"SIRIUS THIS IS NOT HOW WE RAISED YOU! SIRIUS."
...
"oh harry."
"THATS NOT MOODY THAT'S A DEATH EATER! HARRY!"
"DON'T GO TO THE MINISTRY HARRY NO!"
"MERLIN'S BEARD SIRIUS WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING SO CLOSE TO THE VEIL YOU COULD FALL INTO IT"
"I'm sure he won't be that stupi- GOD DAMN IT!"
"HARRY DONT CHASE AFTER HER LISTEN TO UNCLE REMUS HARRY."
"Oh for fucks sake give me a break."
"Monty!"
...
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE RAISED HIM TO DIE"
"effie-"
"PUT ME BACK ON EARTH SO I CAN KILL THIS MAN MYSELF"
"EFFIE!"
stanley pines has never looked better and i hate to say that his greasy, sleazy, cheapskate personality is actually doing it for me and i hate it
ned having nightmares about lyanna dying in a bed of her own blood and the first thing that happens when he wakes up is jon fucking snow screaming about “I AM THE YOUNG DRAGON” omg i know ned’s tummy hurt