Just Finished Reading Book Of Bill. Upcoming Spoilers:

uhhhhhhmmmmm.........

hi chat. it's been a good long while.

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I'll probably hop onto here every now and then since I can't exactly get the actual app again...... storage issues and yadda yadda, hope nobody thought I died. ok uhm..... bye

Hello hello, Gravity Falls enthusiasts, you'll never believe what today is! (and no, it's not Book of Bill day yet)

It's the special day of Yours Truly, who is currently enjoying a *very* tasty Birthday Breakfast of chocolate chip waffles and Captain Crunch cereal, with my Stanford plushie :P

"Why are you eating something so unhealthy?", you ask? BECAUSE LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO OVERTHINK OVER YOUR BREAKFAST CHOICES! The USA is already going through a recession and a potential boring dystopian era, I can do whatever the hell I want 💅

Just because you're growing old, doesn't mean you have to grow up! Does that ring any bells for ya? >;3

I REMAIN TRIUMPHANT, I LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY‼‼

holy shit Florida is getting massacred right now, I should know because I live in it

Holy smokes, it's Stan and Ford's birthday today! How awesome!

Took my Ford plushie out on a walk today, gave him jellybeans, and read his journal a total of 5 times tonight! Wowzers!! :0

Happy birthday to the grunkles ever <3

Literally me

see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck

UPDATE: The front cover is already finished and I've written two pages so far, I'm adding a little twist to this journal though! ;)

It'll have pages with the entities of Journal 3 we know and love, yes, but it'll also be a personal journal for myself where I talk about my own experiences. Currently thinking about what creature from Journal 3 I should write for first, would love to hear all of your suggestions! Ad astra per aspera (I think I spelt that right...) and stay weird! 👁⏳

literally me when Ford

He's fine, I didn't actually cook him! No Stanfords were hurt making this photo!

Stanford Pines? More like Pan Fried Pines

Opinion: I don't like Fiddauthor. I HATE Billford. I don't like Gideabel. I absolutely DESPISE Billdip. Wendip is a little... odd. And I can't STAND Mabill or Pinecest or Stancest.

Before you say "you're just being the fun police womp womp" POLITELY STFU. IT'S CALLED AN OPINION AND I CAN HAVE ONE.

GUYS IF YOU KNOW ABOUT ANY FORD SHIMEJI *PLEASE* TELL ME. I ALREADY HAVE ONE OF MABEL, NOW I JUST NEED ONE OF FORD GODDAMNIT