Dude Is Too Feminine For His Own Good

wallace, if you couldnt tell

who needs ‘dog person’ or ‘cat person’. are u a steven or wallace person

hold up that is literally me

hold up we are getting metagross

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🚨 NEWS NEWS NEWS 🚨

STEVEN STONE IS COMING TO PALDEA BABEY

Pokémon Human Character Tournament: Round 2, Matchup 5

*weezing*

WHaT EveN iS tHIs!?

VOTE WALLACE-

*LAUGHING*

[ID the smash 4 vs screen with garlic bread and wallace END ID]

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

absolutely!!! who would even think that!?

"wallace is so cishet in pokespe" Huh. What. Are we on the same planet. Did we read the same manga. Do you not know what bisexuality is. How did you come to this conclusion. I am genuinely baffled. that man has never been cishet in his life. Does his trans bi swag mean nothing to you

idk what im doing

A Hoenn Champion Villian au fic test I suppose

Steven and Wallace except they lead the evil teams of the Hoenn reigon. Oh, and Wallace is frickin' dramatic

Wallace was alone. Well, not really, he had his pokemon alongside him in moderately sized indoor pool. Just maybe he also had his crew but simply not present in his "throne room" they call in the large submarine dubbed "home". In his eyes, though? Just a place to assist in Wallace's revenge.

He gritted his teeth and clenched his scarred fist at the thought of the one he once loved. All Wallace wanted was to love Steven and make a positive change to the world! BUT THEN STEVEN HAD TO GO AND-

Wallace furious thoughts were cut off by his pokemon's cheerful cries. There they were, all 6 of 'em, chasing Gyarados and Milotic's tails. The sepentine pokemon swiftly avoiding the grasps of the other pokemon. The seventh pokemon, Walrein watched and splashed any pokemon that came close, playfully, mind you. Wallace relaxed, revenge doesn't need to be instant.

3 pokemon jogged Wallace's memories just at the sight of them; his 2 Basculin, and his Sharpedo. The memory was clear and it brought a frown to his face. When Wallace found out the news of Steven's betrayal, 2 pokemon left Wallace. Luvdisc saw Wallace fake his own death and believed Steven actions were justified. IDIOTIC FISH. He HAD to kill- Nevermind THAT. Whiscash was weak, and fled to the depths due to Luvdisc's leave.

"Cowards. We'll show them." He scoffed. Wallace gazed at his team members. Basculin, Walrein, Milotic, Sharpedo, Swampert, and Gyarados may just be the only ones he can trust. And honestly? That's how he liked it.

adding on to what i said i know i'm speaking too much

just found out i can't answer asks

giving up is kind of lame

so i'm trying something else again

you can try to submit questions instead of asking them i don't know if my phone is ready for that but i gotta try something

and hey if it works then it's just kind of weird that you have to submit questions then asking me them

kind of weird i know

so i'll probably add most of what i said to the original post but to all my followers i want you to see this first and i want you to like i don't know tell me stuff if you need to

so yeah experimenting is kind of awkward and weird

if you already asked me something you might wanna try to submit it i apologise!

doing something new i guess

so i thought of this for a bit

but i have decided to now open asks for both asking either me or wallace

like my head cannon version of him, i guess

i think would be a fun experiment and i'm really eager to do it

my plan is to eventually post a whole sort of guide of my head cannon wallace

and then you can ask him stuff

and i know how to people are probably commenting about my profile picture

i have a pretty old phone and it won't let me pick a profile picture i don't know why

sort of i won't bother getting that profile picture but i swear i'm a real person not a bot

so yeah you can ask me anything right now i don't particularly care i'll post my head cannons eventually

you can reblog what you think

my phone's a bitch