Of Fucking Course James Wilson Is His Emergency Contact, And His Physician

every few weeks i show my friends a picture of some man in the 90s and ask how i can look like that and then they tell me to take testosterone and then i say hmmmm and then every 3 months i tell them all im probably trans but will do absolutely nothing about it and they go ok . and then the cycle repeats forever until i die

obviously this was meant to be read as house threatening to spread a pernicious lie, but i favor the interpretation that wilson does in fact wear toenail polish and house is the only person who knows

saw someone mention divorced hilson and i was offended for like 1.4 seconds until i realized they'd probably have nastier and freakier and more desperate and way more frequent sex after getting divorced

House deleting the message that would let Wilson immediately move out of his apartment, staring at his sleeping body in silence while the soundtrack is playing "love will make you do wrong" is actually insane, the lost craft of queerbaiting

"all in" is such a fun episode bc everyone looks hot and they're mostly having a good time. but can i point out wilson being cringe and cute:

when house calls him while he's still playing poker and he goes "if youre gonna mess with me wouldnt it be more fun doing it in person" aka i miss u can u come back 🥺

"keep your answers short and discreet" "the chicken is still in piccadilly square"

when he's scolding house for being obsessed with that patient he lost a decade ago meanwhile he literally remembers her too. by name even. like ok now who is obsessed with who

how excited he was giving house a play by play of how he won the poker tournament!! his tail was literally wagging hes like yeah i know youre going thru it rn but like i won :3

giggling about barnacle penis. wasnt even that funny my guy. u just have a crush

I’m having many, many thoughts rn…

(bottom two gifs: @russell-crowe)

Shared hobbies………

house's face when wilson icaruses a little too close to the gay sun always kills me. wilson says his eyes are pretty and he looks like he just witnessed 11 murders. does he ever make this face again

clown graveyard and its just one grave

okay