To Me House Is A Butch Lesbian

they get sooo fucking hissy about each other

House has definitely sent Wilson a dick pic or several but he sends them by email because they are both old men and the titles are things like ‘URGENT: please identify if lung cancer’ or ‘patient biopsy results - respond ASAP’ so that Wilson’s guilt complex makes him feel obligated to open each one just in case someone’s life is actually on the line

Was House fruity this episode?

Season 7, episode 21: The Fix

Told a scientist he'd have sex with him if he wasn't a dork

Verdict: FRUITY

HOUSE M.D. • S4E11 ↳ “Frozen”

hi i think house and wilson should accidentally run into each other at a sex addiction support group meeting on the outskirts of town but wilson was actually attending to get legitimate support for his sex addiction and house was lurking around in the parking lot waiting to meet fellow sex addicts he could entice back into addiction. it would just be funny i think

if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

I was thrown off by "House, I believe you're a romantic" but omg did it get better

his faaaaceeeee omfg his expression is killing me sir why do you look like that i can't-

AND the way his face falls when wilson says "what makes you think i haven't put the moves on her?" ????

(yes yes i know they mean it in the way that house likes cameron but i choose to ignore that. In my mind it's because he's jealous that wilson flirts with someone else)

Drooling for House and Wilson like a madman🤤

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

im about to cry by my own drawings bro