Yes I Searched Up Wilson’s Hand For This

obviously this was meant to be read as house threatening to spread a pernicious lie, but i favor the interpretation that wilson does in fact wear toenail polish and house is the only person who knows

these men broke into my house and started performing their intricate rituals. advice????

wilson, the literal head of the oncology department, is not ONCE seen working with anyone else from oncology??? my mans always hanging around with the department of diagnostics like he doesn't have a whole other department to run????

and his office? nowhere near the oncology department but oh wait there's a balcony that literally connects his office with the diagnostics office. why. WHY.

house’s team looks like this

sometimes i just think about how co dependent hilson is like??? one is ready to die if the other dies and if the roles were reversed i dont think wilson would live any longer without house (more like he would have tried it and realised he couldnt do it)

Wilson with Snoopy :D

Credit goes to @\schumisnoopy on Twitter. You can find the original post here

imagine two gnome movers carrying a giant strawberry out to a truck. whimsical scene, huh? well this was during the gnome recession. not so funny or charming any more is it

in queer reading wilson's heteronormative tendencies in season 1 episode 18 "babies and bathwater":

i really love this scene for two reasons, the first being that it exposes the deeper, underlying devotion between house and wilson, and secondly - which is entirely up to interpretation and a tad bit of delusional theorizing - is wilson's interesting reaction.

yes, he's reasonably upset, but why take a jab at his relationship with house by calling it a "stupid, screwed-up friendship"?

house didn't ASK him to defend him against vogler. furthermore, wilson was given the OPTION to quit, which he took; he was only fired from the board, but not from his job. at the time, house's speech really had no relevance to wilson, as it moreso affected house's ducklings. so why the wording?

let's consider the things wilson lists out before: 1) having kids, 2) marriage, and 3) having a successful/stable job. the three expectations of living a, dare i say, heteronormative lifestyle.

i think the subsequent criticism of his relationship with house is a response to losing the only aspect of the aforementioned lifestyle wilson had, which is a stable occupation.

wilson's frustration is a raw emotional reaction, and thus you can interpret his actions as a result of projecting his frustrated confusion through blame. almost like he's wondering why he himself would place his loyalty and devotion to house over something "normal."

sort of a delusional and stretch of a take but i like thinking about this scene in this way sometimes.