I Love Dylan Klebold So Much, I Love Him So Fucking Much My Sweet Baby, I Wanna Kiss Him And Hug Him

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watching meat canyon and he brought up ted bundy and said "also know as the sexiest serial killer of all time"

I've never understood why anyone would consider him attractive in the slightest, I cannot get over how fucking ugly he is dude he's so goddamn ugly I hate him, how did he seduce women

Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold

Hate when teacher crush bitches use the tccblur or tcc tags, like no this is for true crime not your pedo kink or whatever💔

"YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?? MANKIND!!! YEAAAHHHHH!! KILL EVERYTHING..kill everything..big slim jim!" okay buddy time for your meds

List of Favourite Movies & some other stuff Eric wrote in Dylans yearbook 1998

what the fuck are you talking about, did he really write this? I need to see😭

dylan what the fuck is a depressioner because i've never heard that a day in my life

my masterpiece

my bio teacher also said natural selection today, I've never looked at someone faster

whenever columbine is mentioned, I start to shake violently and then I explode

name: jalph

age: jalph

birthday: j/al/ph

favorite color: jalph

occupation: full-time jalpher

organization: jalpher squad

location: jalpher zone

favorite subject: jalph

height: jalph

weight: jalph

favorite food: jalph

favorite drink: jalph

IP address: ja.lph.jal.ph

favorite animal: jalph

favorite song: Ignition in C Sharp (which is still literally just jalph)

favorite movie: jalph

3 extra fun facts about me:

- jalph 🗣

- jalph 🔥

- jalph 🔊

@jackmerrizzler @jack-merridoomed @saturns-ringg

guys, me and @axehomicide were talking about custom-made columbine bongs. Would we all be down ro clown w some columbine bongs. we are very smart and 100% know how to execute this

I love you so much Dylan Klebold please don't die