Hell yeah I been waiting for someone to do this!!! :D
(Audio version)
With audio hehe
Spoo-cat Time!!
^Same xD I'm fucking dying of laughter 😂😂😂💀💀💀
my fav thing abt tumblr is when an 18 yr old & 17 yr old are fighting & all the 17 yr olds friends are like “stop harassing a minor!!!!!!”
Quick Roman sketch, he deserves to do swirls in a ballroom!!
so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”
but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.
ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.
if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?
Hopping on the trend
i love these two so much, you don’t get it!
there’s two parts to this part bc tumblr has a 10 image per post limit
confusion pt. 3 here
confusion pt. 4 (2/2) here :)
okay ik theres a whole thing about demons eating humans but what if you pretended to the brothers that humans ate demons?
picture this, youre alone in the Devildom, scared, people are threatening to eat you, so you just start threatening to eat them.
A demon reaches their hand out to grab you? You open your chompers, “Sorry you smelt so tasty it’s been so long since I ate a demon.”
solomon would 100% back you up as well.
“We eat fish because the scales remind us of a Demon’s it helps us stave the craving off.”
“Oh yeah! Holy Water is actually the thing we boil demons in! It just makes the cooking process more effective plus it adds a little more seasoning!”
anytime a demon gets too snappy with you, you just lick your lips☠️
Im not ace but im the other two :3
Call me Scythe 21 they/them I don't really know what I'm doing especially with my life lol (゚ヮ゚) dm me and let's be friends :)
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